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Scorchio.It's so hot...
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 22:03,
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Just got back from a bbq and had to have a cold shower.I hate having longish hair in this weather. Have you had a nice day Blousie?
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 22:07,
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I have, thank you for asking bobby.Luckily I can just tie mine up when it's too warm.
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girlinthehole, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 22:11,
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see, that's why I cut mine offI look like know with a ponytail.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 26 Jun 2011, 22:13,
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I cannot typeI don't think what it is. I meant I look like a knob. I have a photo somewhere with the ponytail and my first attempt at growing a moustache. it's not good.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 26 Jun 2011, 22:23,
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I didn't know untill I saw the photosI still can't forgive my mates for not telling me.The photos in question are from my best mates wedding, so I have what was then by best suit on, I look like a trainee estate agent.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 26 Jun 2011, 22:28,
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Should have asked your mum.Mum's always tell the truth.
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girlinthehole, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 22:31,
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Mine's too English"oh that's nice dear" would probably have been it. anyuway shegave up our dress sense during the goth phase.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 26 Jun 2011, 22:34,
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see I have the hitler cut, so don;t have that option.My fan just broke.
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 22:16,
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What's the bet it'll be used as excuse to justify hiking up taxes again?(
The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 22:06,
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I'm sweating like Gary Glitter in Toys R Us.Every window in the house is open and it's not making any difference.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 26 Jun 2011, 22:20,
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it is actually quite a pleasant heat herebut I had all the windows open all day and I am only wearing a towel.
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 22:22,
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will you two stop it!I'm over heated already and I have a very visual imagination.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 26 Jun 2011, 22:24,
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it's a big brown towelleast sexy of all the towels
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 22:28,
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Thank you that helpsThat and the fact I've never met you so I can't imagine what might be under it.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 26 Jun 2011, 22:29,
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big pale rolls of fatI'm a larper, remember?
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 22:30,
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Not helpingI'm not averse to a larger lady and I may have LARPed once or twice.
Edited to add: OK, i can see where you get a creepy vibe from if I'm honest, I'll blame the heat.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 26 Jun 2011, 22:35,
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*Rolls a 6 & a 3*fine thanks*. :)
*Yes, I know LARP doesn't use dice mostly, but I did a lot of tabletop in my yoof
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 26 Jun 2011, 22:37,
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Your footnote shows that you have the knowledge and pedantry to be a real larper
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 22:41,
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TotallyI only didn't follow through with it because it was too much talking and politics and not enough rubber swords. As far as geekery goes I was ace at Warhammer Fantasy Battle and could once have told you why it was infinitely superior to AD&D.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 26 Jun 2011, 22:48,
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what larp system did you play?I've done a bit of tabletop, but not regularly.Paranoia was best
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 22:49,
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It was VampireMy cousin was and probably still is big into it and took me along a few times, it was cool but I just got bored because it seemed to be hanging out in a put doing politics. I think if I were ever to get in to it it would be with a big axe. In tabletop I enjoyed playing simple physical characters as it's the opposite of me in real life,
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 26 Jun 2011, 22:54,
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you need Lorien Trust, thenThe Gathering in August has a massive battle on the Monday with a few thousand people on the field.
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 22:56,
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This could be funI feel I may have heard of this, maybe my cousin, sounds fun.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 26 Jun 2011, 23:00,
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It is warmI'm happy 'cos I've got rid of drunken druggy stragglers and can now sit around in my pants :)
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broadsword, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 22:33,
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this thread is the hottest of all threads(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 22:41,
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Jeez! the weather gets about 15 degrees and everyone goes slutty.(
girlinthehole, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 22:42,
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it's 30in civilised parts and I'm slutty anyways.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 26 Jun 2011, 22:46,
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I think we're all in our pantsIt's crazy hot.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 22:45,
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Bette Midler's looking well on BBC2.Not sure she's very 'Glastonbury' but I've never been so I have no right to criticise.
Tricky came on stage, shuffled and hissed, Bette covered Alanis Morrissette and The Eurythmics in an attempt to appear less remote and bland.
All-in-all, she's winning the kids over.
I think.
Oh, she's barking. No, literally, like a canine.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 22:49,
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I don't see why anyone there is anywherebut at Queens of the Stone Age gig
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 22:50,
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How many covers is the daft mare gonna do? Is this to keep 'the kids' interested.(
Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 23:02,
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What the actual fuck is she singing now?and more importantly, why am I watching it?
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 26 Jun 2011, 23:07,
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I noticeshe has fat backing singers off to the side. Dressing them white might not have been a great idea.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 26 Jun 2011, 23:14,
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It's no different to a bride picking her most ugly mates to be bridesmaids.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 23:17,
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She seems to have forgotten who she is.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 23:20,
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I see she's gone through her own back catalogueand is now ploughing through Destiny's Child's greatest hits.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 26 Jun 2011, 23:21,
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I'm hoping she runs out of them as well and does some Adge Cutler and the Wurzels.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 23:22,
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That's a shame.I'll try and catch it on the iPlayer. I'll bet Beyonce singing 'the sideboard song' was fantastic.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 23:30,
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And she said motherfucker instead of mothersortitout(
Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 23:34,
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You're on about Beyonce aren't you.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 23:14,
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It really is fucking hotThis is not the best weather to have lots of long hair and an extra stone in weight.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 26 Jun 2011, 22:53,
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I'll bet the pier has air conditioning.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 23:07,
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It's been such a lovely evening.I've been to the pub.
I'm going to have a few cans and then go to bed.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 23:07,
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It's a plan I've already implemented.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 23:13,
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/OT seems to have decamped to Roota's facebook page...(
b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 26 Jun 2011, 23:29,
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She means me, her, Barry and a fella I work with(
Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 23:33,
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Would this be Barry from EastEnders?Cos he is missed round these parts.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 23:34,
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I think he's got a lifeHe's not on tinternet so much
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 23:36,
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You go and have fun with your facepage friends. Don't worry about me...*sobs*
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 23:33,
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I've got a page someone.Not used it in several years. And I have no interest in following the lives of mothers who have to drop the kids at a birthday party or have baked cup-cakes. So I stopped using it.
My life is no worse for not being a Facebook user.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 23:42,
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I'm leaving it. One day. Promise.I just enjoy ranting about things now and again. I start thinking I'm Terry Wogan in his box at Eurovision.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 23:43,
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Can you only use Facebook after a bottle of Bailey's?(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 23:45,
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Have you got time/room for a dog?(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 23:48,
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It's your nephew's birthday tomorrowHe will be EIGHT!
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 26 Jun 2011, 23:49,
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I don't know what that means.But I like HMH Biscuit.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 23:57,
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