Have you thought about giving yourself to a higher power?
It's great, it can absolve all responciblity for your actions, and if you choose someone who can not interact with us (ie, god), then you can do what the fuck you like and no one can be taken to action over it ! BUT, but, even better, you could do it in the name of someone who _does_ exist, like your ex-wife, and then she can take the heat.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 9:22, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

I sold my soul to Satan many years ago.
Unfortunately it was somewhat shop-soiled so he only gave me £8.68 for it.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 9:27, Reply)

£2.02 more than we all expected

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 9:27, Reply)

Gutted.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 9:33, Reply)