So this girl was so religious as to be unwilling to shag an atheist
but insufficiently well-versed in the teachings of the Bible as to ignore the whole "no sex before marriage" thing?

I know it's not as black and white as that really, but the hardline religious mentalist girls I know wouldn't give it up unless you put a ring on it.

Not that I tried, I have no such sordid tales to tell.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 10:04, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

No, it just sort of happened
I really liked her and we were getting it on and she said something about believing in an invisible sky wizard and I sort of said "me too". It was less about her saying "I won't fuck you if you're an atheist" and more me trying to be everything she wanted me to be in order to get a shag. To be fair she was very hot.
( Peej, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 10:19, Reply)

Fair enough
On the one hand you took advantage of a hot girl's gross naivete, on the other hand god-botherers are beyond help
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 10:30, Reply)

The Bible can go fuck itself.
Anyone who takes the Bible word for word would be in quite a bit of trouble now.

Here's a rather entertainingly stupid post from Spikeypickle, in which he questions certain verses in the Bible, worth a read.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 10:20, Reply)

Hahaha
Nice one mate
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 10:31, Reply)