Apparently, we live in a simulated universe.
I call bollocks on this, because no amount of conceivable computer power available for the next 50 to 100 years could possibly simulate a whole universe, nevermind a complete biosphere and 7 billion sentient beings.

Hence the Shakespeare bit.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Mon 27 Jun 2011, 12:48, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Have you not seen that documentary called the Matrix?
I think Keanu Reeves narrates it or something
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 12:51, Reply)

That definitely didn't have any sequels at all, ever

( Peej, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 12:52, Reply)

Ohh, have they done more?
I hope Lawrence Fishbourne narrates the next one
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 12:53, Reply)

I'd rather watch his daughters porno

( Peej, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 12:57, Reply)

It's not bad.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 13:01, Reply)

Your logic is reasonable
but that still doesn't have anything to do with the Shakespeare quote.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 12:53, Reply)

Bleeding.
The hormonal responses to it, the clotting factors, the pain response, everything to do with cutting your skin, either in emo fashion or by accident.

Doesn't matter either way though.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Mon 27 Jun 2011, 12:56, Reply)

You're making no sense.
Why can't you see that the ability or otherwise of people to bleed has nothing to do with the theory that we are in fact a simulation run by the future.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 13:02, Reply)