He's not hot!
He has a girly haircut and a big nose.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 27 Jun 2011, 16:17, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

He has a sexy haircut
and sexy nose.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 16:18, Reply)

I thought we were going to be good friends.

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 16:19, Reply)

Dump her Roota
we can be best friends instead, don't move to Scotland, move to London, me and you can meet up for coffee at lunchtime and talk about all the funny things DJ has got up to.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 16:21, Reply)

Can we meet up for tea instead?
And I'll be all "Oh this morning, you'll never guess... he peed in my slippers!"
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 16:22, Reply)

And I'll throw my head back and laugh
and spill a bit of tea in my saucer, and then I'll wait until no-ones looking and slurp it out.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 16:23, Reply)

But I've already slurped it for you
and I'm chuckling all northern and saying "Waste not want not!"
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 16:26, Reply)

Saucer!
There's posh.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 27 Jun 2011, 16:26, Reply)

You'd be more concerned if I *did* think he was hot.
I will concede that everybody tells me he is good-looking. I'm only jealous.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 27 Jun 2011, 16:22, Reply)

Haha yeah then you'd have to change your name to b3rth

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 16:23, Reply)

pffft
/is not a bert.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 27 Jun 2011, 16:24, Reply)