Morning wasters, drop outs and ner-do-wells.
What does today hold for you?

I shall do some work purely out of guilt that I did bugger all yesterday.
( girlinthehole, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 8:15, 49 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

A day of shite
Much like yesterday, in fact. Meh
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 8:17, Reply)

DITTO

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 8:25, Reply)

I mean, same here.
I'm not saying you look like 'Beth Ditto' or anything.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 8:25, Reply)

Mind you, if you keep scoffing those pasties....

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 8:25, Reply)

*burp*

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 8:41, Reply)

^ What Swayze said

( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 8:40, Reply)

I'd say Moore

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 8:42, Reply)

You say enough already, sunshine

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 8:45, Reply)

+bus

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 8:45, Reply)

How're those windows tasting?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 8:49, Reply)

Flash-fresh

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 8:50, Reply)

I was off sick yesterday, with the severe brain ache.
Not caused by over indulgence of Alcohol, I'll have you know.

So today, I am getting lots of tea at work, without having to make any for the rest of them. Still maxing out on paracetamol though.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 8:23, Reply)

Insane in the membrane, insane in the brain?

( girlinthehole, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 8:30, Reply)

Cops, come and try to snatch my crops
These pigs wanna blow my house daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 8:42, Reply)

Yes, that's right.
Good lyrics, those.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 8:45, Reply)

I'm seeing Len on Friday! I am so excited.
Her mother tells me she'll have been travelling all day and might be asleep but I'm going to wake her up if that's so. Is that bad?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 8:27, Reply)

No.
She has plenty of time to sleep later. Just don't over excite her.
( girlinthehole, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 8:29, Reply)

She can sleep when I'm at the bash.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 8:33, Reply)

SEVEN!

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 9:31, Reply)

Speak for yourself treacle, I'M AT THE TOP OF MY GAME

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 8:35, Reply)

Only if the game is called loser!

( girlinthehole, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 8:36, Reply)

Haha!
ZING
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 8:41, Reply)

Look there's already been more than enough sniping and upset caused this week, haters gonna have to stop hating

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 8:59, Reply)

Actually, this is true
b3ta truce day!
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 9:00, Reply)

Who are you and what have you done with Rory?

( girlinthehole, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 9:03, Reply)

I'm back to being Rathen apparently

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 9:05, Reply)

The thing about being at the top of your game, is,
that if your 'game' is actually shitter than everyone else's, being at the top of it isn't necessarily impressive in any way - in fact it's to be pitied. If you were to be at the top of everyone's game, that's different.

I'm not saying that you have a substandard 'game', you understand. Just ruminating on the nuances of 'game' and the relative value - or lack of it, in the personal context.

Did you see that doc on wealth in Ancient Greece last night?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 8:40, Reply)

So is Rory the Tim Henman of b3ta...?

(SonoraAeroClub "OH SWEET HELEN OF BALLS!", Tue 28 Jun 2011, 8:45, Reply)

Come on Rory
*sickens self*
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 8:46, Reply)

There's a little hillock outside called 'Rory Rise' where his fans watch his antics on a big screen.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 8:47, Reply)

Nerp, any good?
Deliberating on one's game should always be taken with complete objectivity. Being branded a billy no mark has besmirched it and caused outrage.
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 8:49, Reply)

It wasn't bad at all.
Paul Cartledge was on it, he wrote the last book I read. He is a Sparta expert - and a shabby, sweaty cunt, it turns out.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 8:52, Reply)

I think he was next to me on the Metro into work
Fucking stinking twat
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 8:55, Reply)

A number of those serious academics seem to lack all social graces and basic fucking hygiene
Whilst reading their works, I have no burning desire to meet any of them. Although I think Goldsworthy washes himself at fairly regular intervals.
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 9:04, Reply)

All of my father's old colleagues were like that.
One chap, David Lorimer, was a fucking nutcase who started wearing shellsuits and became obsessed with some Turkish guru. He once held a dinner party where there was no food, and on another occasion got my folks out of bed at half six on a Sunday morning asking for brandy because 'he had a sore throat'. These people can barely dress themselves.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 9:10, Reply)

That said Dr Francesca Stravrakopoulou smells of fresh flowers, I'll bet.
And PHEREMONES.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 9:11, Reply)

Her back smells of shit-stained sperm, I'll wager

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 9:13, Reply)

It certainly does.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 9:19, Reply)

She's very much the exception to the rule

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 9:23, Reply)

A lot of work, just like yesterday
Then I'm at another pub quiz tonight!
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 8:44, Reply)

I'm in the same boat as Monty at the moment
in that we are critically understaffed. I've got about 3 weeks work to get done by Friday, hence I'm dicking about on here
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 8:45, Reply)

GET OUT OF MY FUCKING BOAT YOU VIETNAMESE REFUGEE CUNT.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 8:49, Reply)

Me love you long time

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 8:51, Reply)

Sucky sucky.

( girlinthehole, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 8:54, Reply)

*unzips*
Go on then
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 8:55, Reply)

Give me tree dollah.

( girlinthehole, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 8:55, Reply)

Bargain

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 8:59, Reply)

At the risk of upsetting Chompy
This is fucking brilliant!

www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-13924720
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 8:59, Reply)

This should have been a Ripping Yarn.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 9:04, Reply)