I have formalised the Foxtrot scale, if that might help? See below.
1 Darth equivalent to a limp wrist, a slight lisp or a tendency to wear scarves indoors.

1000 Darths = 1 KiloDarth. A KiloDarth equates to the amount of homosexual fallout you’d expect to find on the streets of London after an audition for Dancing on Ice.

1000 KiloDarths = 1 MegaDarth. Exposure at this level carries with it significant risk of personal injury, usually to the soft tissues of the rectum. Equivalency would be the Notting Hill Carnival, Gay Pride, or Southern Decadence.

1000 MegaDarths = 1 GigaDarth. A GigaDarth is roughly equivalent to Elton John’s 60th birthday. Fallout from exposure at this level is capable of rendering women sexually unsatisified across a radius of hundreds of miles.

1000 GigaDarths = 1 PetaDarth. Exposure to a PetaDarth is potentially a total extinction event as men across the world take to wearing leather harnesses and Jean Paul Gautier cologne.

Theoretically, there is an ExoDarth scale, but it would be pointless to describe as mankind would be extinct long before exposure reached such levels.
( Kroney, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 10:11, 5 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

POTD already
Everyone go home now
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 10:13, Reply)

I like this
You have been spared
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 10:13, Reply)

hahaha

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 10:14, Reply)

I wish he was still scoring.

( Kroney, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 10:22, Reply)

No, no, no.
You have the Darth as the smallest unit of bummery, this is clearly wrong. That ought to be a nanodarth. Your basic Darth ought to be about where you have a GigaDarth.

You have come dangerously close, here, to calling him straight.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 10:32, Reply)

A potentially catastrophic mistake.

( Kroney, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 10:34, Reply)