No, I'm afraid I don't feel lunky.
And not any more. I can't really carry off mohicans all that well.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Tue 28 Jun 2011, 10:13, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

My nipples are not hard
writes sportscow after Googling "lunky"
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 10:15, Reply)

I'd best not google it being at work.
But, I'll assume it's a real word, as according to TGB's profile:

"In well-crafted words, she finds glamour"
(The Luggage is haunted..., Tue 28 Jun 2011, 10:17, Reply)

A line from one of the many, many odes to Badger

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 10:19, Reply)

I noticed.
That's a lot of short poems about you. If my brain was firing on all cylinders, I might compose a haiku. Thing is, I can't remember if it's seventeen words, or syllables that it is supposed to be.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Tue 28 Jun 2011, 10:23, Reply)

Syllables

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 11:15, Reply)

The Grammar Badger
Always seeking for well-constructed sentences.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Tue 28 Jun 2011, 11:22, Reply)

Usually they're in the 5-7-5 format

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 11:24, Reply)

Ok...
The Grammar Badger
Always seeking for well
Constructed sentences.

/Happy now?
(The Luggage is haunted..., Tue 28 Jun 2011, 11:26, Reply)

No
Last line has 6 syllables
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 11:27, Reply)

Shit, I really need to learn to count.
Plus to the fact I can't really split those words up. I should give up on haikus.

Last attempt

The Grammar Badger
Always constantly seeking
Well-built sentences.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Tue 28 Jun 2011, 11:29, Reply)

'Always constantly' sounds shit

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 11:32, Reply)

I give up.

(The Luggage is haunted..., Tue 28 Jun 2011, 11:33, Reply)

As sportscow points out
That is 5-6-6. So, no
I am not happy

The observant ones
will note that my reply is,
in fact, a haiku
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 11:30, Reply)