I thought you were being serious and Lunky was some kind of new british slang I've not heard of.

(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 28 Jun 2011, 10:31, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

BACKPEDDAL BITCH!
I don't actually think you're a bitch before you tell Noel I'm being mean and he sends me nasty messages again
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 10:35, Reply)

Poppet's seeing Noel?
Cybering with pathos.

Star-crossed webcam lovers, half a world apart.
( Kroney, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 10:44, Reply)

It's ok though because at least she has met this one
And she is at least older than his daughter. I read Tony Robinson (61) is engaged married to a 27 year old. His kids are 29 and 31 iI believe. /robinsonrama triviama
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 10:50, Reply)

Broken Britain

( Kroney, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 10:51, Reply)

Is this disgusting
Or are the older males here going "Lucky bastard!"?
(The Luggage is haunted..., Tue 28 Jun 2011, 10:53, Reply)

I am utterly unashamed to say
that if, at the age of 61, I bagged a girl in her twenties, I would be cock-a-fucking-hoop.
( Kroney, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 10:56, Reply)

Thought so.
Does that mean many men secretly admire the oleaginous Berlusconi?
(The Luggage is haunted..., Tue 28 Jun 2011, 10:58, Reply)

No, he's a cunt
and possibly running dangerously close to the old paedo wind.
( Kroney, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 10:58, Reply)

I was thinking the same
But didn't want to get called a massive screaming quender for saying it.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Tue 28 Jun 2011, 11:03, Reply)

When he get his 'old chap' out,
does that grubby man pop out from under the bed, bellowing 'it's definitely Bronze Age Tewney'?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 11:03, Reply)

He goes at it with a tiny little brush.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 11:05, Reply)

and there's even a song.

(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 28 Jun 2011, 11:05, Reply)

OH ARRR
LOOK AT THART HEHEHEE IT'S A NOICE ONE TEWNY!
( Kroney, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 11:05, Reply)

Hahahaha

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 11:17, Reply)

Tony Robinson isn't a bender?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 11:53, Reply)