Mondays are cunts.
Tuesdays are like Mondays, but slightly smaller cunts.

This pattern usually continues until the weekend, ALTHOUGH I have put holidays in for tomorrow and Friday, henceforth am a little more chipper than usual.
(TheColonel, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 8:48, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I have this afternoon off work
as Mrs Cow is at a parent's evening today.
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 9:02, Reply)

I'm afraid I don't see the correlation.

(TheColonel, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 9:33, Reply)

She is a teacher and has to stay late, and so cannot pick the kids up from nursery

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 9:42, Reply)

I now see the correlation.
Leave them to find their own way home. They need to learn to fend for themselves.

I was only 3 years old when my father drove me into the desert and left me. Then, as an extra challenge, my parents moved house and changed their names.




That was a fun game.
(TheColonel, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 9:46, Reply)

Alright Geldolf.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 9:09, Reply)

Tell me why?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 9:44, Reply)

Sorry mate, I was busy cleaning the telex machine.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 9:47, Reply)

Ain't nothing but a heartache

(TheColonel, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 9:47, Reply)