Woo hooooooo!!!!! It's only fuckin' WEDNESDAY!!!!
Oh yeah!!!!!! *does Frank Drebin baseball field celebration dance*



Not really. What a heap of old cock. Which is the best, and which is the worst day of the week for you? I really fucking hate Sunday nights - even more than Mondays, myself. Every ticking second draws you nearer to the start of another shitty working week. At least on Mondays you're busy actually dealing with it...
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 8:15, 182 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I try not to spend my life being miserable about 1/7 of my existence.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 8:19, Reply)

Me too!!! I like to spread mine over 6/7!!!!!!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 8:20, Reply)

Heh, I almost typed that as a reply to myself.
How's it?
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 8:20, Reply)

Not too bad, thank you.
Only two days to go til I see my kid again. Longest three weeks of my life, this has been.

Your good self?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 8:22, Reply)

Good stuff.
I'm good, walking tomorrow, kid's got her smile back and I'm reading psych texts and books about how children learn. Interesting stuff. For me.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 8:26, Reply)

Sounds good to me, old boy.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 8:28, Reply)

Sunday is currently my worst day, as I'm always bored, I find.
I like Mondays, as I do a quiz in the evenings, which is enjoyable. This week I won a half decent bottle of Red Wine.

I'm rather disappointed in myself this morning Montague, I actually behaved last night. Tuesday is line cleaning night at my local, and I was sat in there as they emptied the lines, before selling off the pints at £1 each. As I'd promised myself I wouldn't have more than 3 pints, I decided to simply treasure the one I had, and not buy anymore. I feel better for it this morning, but I'm still rather gutted.

Also, my favourite takeaway burned down last night, ffs!
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 8:21, Reply)

Every night is line cleaning night at my house.
I sit in there as I empty the lines....
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 8:24, Reply)

PS ur gay

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 8:28, Reply)

OMG!
I just, like, can't believe you'd, like, talk to me like that! (like)
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 8:35, Reply)

I'm quite fond of the third Thursday in the month.
It speaks to me in a way that all the other days of the month don't.
( girlinthehole, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 8:23, Reply)

How deliciously Wordsworthian, Biggers!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 8:24, Reply)

Innit!

( girlinthehole, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 8:37, Reply)

This semester, I really like wednesdays, and really don't like thursdays.
just cos of class scheduling.
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 29 Jun 2011, 8:37, Reply)

Morning Poppet
Feeling any better?
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 8:38, Reply)

vaguely.
I spent today putting up a tent and de-spidering it, and unfolding a blow-up mattress and then realising I had no foot pump, then buying one.
So now I am ALL set to go camping with Noel when he gets here. :D
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 29 Jun 2011, 8:40, Reply)

Ahh, awesome
I'm going to a festival next weekend, so that should be fun. However, I have a feeling that camping where you are is a distinctly more hardcore experience.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 8:40, Reply)

well .... it depends where you go.
It's only hardcore in that we have a risk of spiders and snakes getting into the tent. Hence always ALWAYS zipping it up!
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 29 Jun 2011, 8:41, Reply)

What about salties?

(The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 29 Jun 2011, 8:44, Reply)

I live in the South.
there are no Salties in the south. Or Freshies.
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 29 Jun 2011, 8:47, Reply)

You're sorted then.
That's the only bit of Australia that scares me- the prospect of becoming lunch.

Well, that and the box jellyfish, or the irukandji.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 29 Jun 2011, 8:50, Reply)

Aren't they the same thing?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 8:53, Reply)

Same species family
Big difference in size though.

I really, really hate jellyfish.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 29 Jun 2011, 8:55, Reply)

I'm not too fond of them, but they don't frighten me
I think it's the years of going to Crosby beach and seeing hundreds of them dead.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 8:56, Reply)

Ah, you have the advantage there.
I hate the bloody things.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 29 Jun 2011, 8:59, Reply)

Ahh yes
Cover them in sand then drop a big fuck off rock on them. SPLAT!
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 9:01, Reply)

That's just sent a shudder down my spine
And I don't mind the thought of spiders & snakes too much usually, it's scorpions that freak me the fuck out.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 8:45, Reply)

No scorpions in my area - too cold :D

(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 29 Jun 2011, 8:47, Reply)

Woo!

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 8:50, Reply)

You and me both.
/ac
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 8:47, Reply)

Fucking horrific, aren't they?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 8:50, Reply)

They're the only thing I'm phobic of, I get a creeping sense of dread whenever I see one.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 8:52, Reply)

I'm not fond of spiders, if one surprises me I sometimes freak out a bit
But scorpions automatically make me brush myself down, in case, somehow, one has managed to crawl onto me. Ugh ugh ugh.

*freaks out*
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 8:54, Reply)

that's because they are relentless killing machines

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 9:03, Reply)

Not all of them, surely?

(The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 29 Jun 2011, 9:08, Reply)

so deadly that the photo can't be shown
edit: now it works, that is the most terrifying thing I have ever seen.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 9:08, Reply)

it's like money, if you try and take a photo or scan it in, the hardware automaticlly replaces it with the above picture.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 9:36, Reply)

Morning.
What festival is it?
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Wed 29 Jun 2011, 9:53, Reply)

Sonisphere
Morning.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 9:56, Reply)

God, what Noel wouldn't give to be that mattress.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 8:51, Reply)

I can safely say
I really, really don't like Monday.

Fridays are better, as fuck all work comes in and I can sit about on the internet.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 29 Jun 2011, 8:42, Reply)

+ and imagine what it would be like to know the touch of a lady.

(Bazongaloid, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 8:45, Reply)

+boy
Al, you disgust me.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 29 Jun 2011, 8:46, Reply)

I used to hate Sundays when a teacher
For obvious reasons. The weekly shop, the big iron, piles of marking, the anxiety over the week ahead: one completely shit day.
(McChinaman banned, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 8:43, Reply)

I like Sundays.
My favourite colour is green and my birthday is 9th March.
These are facts to remember kids.
( wanderlust, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 8:46, Reply)

*puts on calender*

( girlinthehole, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 8:47, Reply)

*puts on calendAr*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 9:07, Reply)

I know YOU should put it on the calendar.

( girlinthehole, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 9:09, Reply)

Hey, my favourite colour is green too.
What are the chances?
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 8:48, Reply)

Oh wow!
Colour twins!!!!!!
( wanderlust, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 8:53, Reply)

The original title for "Sister, Sister"

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 8:55, Reply)

NO WAI ME 2!!!

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 9:04, Reply)

I like Purple. :D

(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 29 Jun 2011, 9:09, Reply)

I bet you do

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 9:09, Reply)

Haha!

( girlinthehole, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 9:10, Reply)

Haha you should see my room.
I've warned Noel about it....
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 29 Jun 2011, 9:10, Reply)

I'm sure Noel is eager to see your 'purple room'

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 9:17, Reply)

I don't have a favourite colour.
In fact I'll go so far as to say I find the very idea of a 'favourite colour' more than a little odd.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 9:10, Reply)

Everyone has a favorite colour thus making you the odd one.

( girlinthehole, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 9:15, Reply)

this is totally true

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 9:16, Reply)

*shrugs*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 9:20, Reply)

Yeah well you can't be part of my club then.
So there.
( wanderlust, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 9:18, Reply)

Well maybe I'll start my own club.
A super-cool club.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 9:20, Reply)

Only super-cool people allowed.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 9:20, Reply)

Banned from your own club?
How sad.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 9:21, Reply)

beat me to it

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 9:22, Reply)

It's OK, he beat Lusty to it too.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 9:24, Reply)

*throws AA's club invite in bin*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 9:23, Reply)

I'm just angry no-one has responded to my magnificent post above.
I was really impressed with it too.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 9:24, Reply)

I'm afraid I don't get it. Soz.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 9:25, Reply)

Ahh, showing my age, it seems
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sister,_Sister_%28TV_series%29
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 9:26, Reply)

I clicked it
for it was funny
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 9:27, Reply)

Ah. I see.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 9:27, Reply)

I just "like"d it
before I saw this shameless begging. Now I want to take it back.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 9:35, Reply)

There is a way to do that. Click this post instead.
AA IS A SHAMELESS BEGGAR AND I DESPISE HIM FOR IT.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 9:38, Reply)

So you won't be allowed to join your own club?
Sad times.
( wanderlust, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 9:22, Reply)

Yeah in your own time love.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 9:23, Reply)

I'm busy.

( wanderlust, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 9:25, Reply)

So am I.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 9:26, Reply)

Busy being super-cool with my fellow club members.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 9:27, Reply)

Did you get my application to join the super-cool club?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 9:28, Reply)

No need to apply, Jeff.
You get Platinum Membership automatically. I bet you don't have a stupid 'favourite colour'.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 9:29, Reply)

Christ, you must be desperate for members if I automatically get Platinum status.
By the way, my favourite colour is red.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 9:31, Reply)

*tears up Jeff's membership card*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 9:33, Reply)

up Jeff's membership card

*Joins the cool kids in the 'I've got a favourite colour club'*
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 9:34, Reply)

I'd like to join the "no favourite colour" gang please

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 9:43, Reply)

Get on board the COOL TRAIN, Sporto.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 9:45, Reply)

Both you are Monty were refused entry to this group

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 9:45, Reply)

er o
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 9:55, Reply)

Oh man, you two have so many differances, I don't see how you two can work it out, best call it quits now and give her a chance of happiness... or at least, give me a chance for happiness, for at least 3m28s.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 10:08, Reply)

Mondays are cunts.
Tuesdays are like Mondays, but slightly smaller cunts.

This pattern usually continues until the weekend, ALTHOUGH I have put holidays in for tomorrow and Friday, henceforth am a little more chipper than usual.
(TheColonel, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 8:48, Reply)

I have this afternoon off work
as Mrs Cow is at a parent's evening today.
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 9:02, Reply)

I'm afraid I don't see the correlation.

(TheColonel, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 9:33, Reply)

She is a teacher and has to stay late, and so cannot pick the kids up from nursery

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 9:42, Reply)

I now see the correlation.
Leave them to find their own way home. They need to learn to fend for themselves.

I was only 3 years old when my father drove me into the desert and left me. Then, as an extra challenge, my parents moved house and changed their names.




That was a fun game.
(TheColonel, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 9:46, Reply)

Alright Geldolf.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 9:09, Reply)

Tell me why?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 9:44, Reply)

Sorry mate, I was busy cleaning the telex machine.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 9:47, Reply)

Ain't nothing but a heartache

(TheColonel, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 9:47, Reply)

Far too much of Sunday is spent preparing for Monday these days
unless we make a concerted effort to do something interesting, then it's not too bad. Friday night is the best as it usually involves alcohol and movies. It's a thrill-a-minute my life I tells ya.
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 8:50, Reply)

"Far too much of Sunday is spent preparing for Monday these days"
Amen!
(McChinaman banned, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 8:51, Reply)

Thursday evenings
They are just wannabe Fridays. Promise so much and deliver so little. Fridays are excellent though. Last day of the week at work, a lunchtime pint or two and most likely some kind of unhealthy food coupled with beer
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 8:59, Reply)

Thursday is often my best night out
Karaeoke at the local, absolutely cracking laugh
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 9:01, Reply)

Quiz night at mine.
I would go, although we noticed far too much cheating with smartphones, and I can't really compete with google on a mental level.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 29 Jun 2011, 9:04, Reply)

I get really annoyed at people who do that
It's just pathetic.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 9:05, Reply)

Yeah
So much for putting a team of geeks together, with a token football fan for the sports questions.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 29 Jun 2011, 9:07, Reply)

Precisely!

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 9:08, Reply)

Oh well.
The best thing to do in this case is to just have a faster phone than they do.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 29 Jun 2011, 9:10, Reply)

And throw it at their fucking heads?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 9:10, Reply)

Finally, a use for an iPad.

(The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 29 Jun 2011, 9:12, Reply)

I'm rather keen on Wednesday
as my boss works 4 days a week and that's the day he has off. Actually my suggestion to make each week into 2 mini-weeks with a mini-weekend inbetween.

I'm also quite partial to Friday as my idiot co-worker has that off and I don't spend the entire day restraining myself from beating her to death. Plus it's Friday, of course.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 9:17, Reply)

I like Thursday because it is band practice night
always seems to be the most stressful day at work though.

Monday is probably my least favourite, but at least from now on I don't have to go to Dorset anymore.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 9:20, Reply)

Good news, old bean.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 9:21, Reply)

I was genuinely moved by the goodbyes from the family I've been staying with and the presents they got me.
It gave me a warm feeling inside as I slaughtered them and despoiled their remains.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 9:23, Reply)

That was the splashback, I'll wager

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 9:25, Reply)

Tuesday always feel shit to me (when working)
that is all. Back to bed for a bit now.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 9:21, Reply)

BT really are a bunch of twats
We are due to have two new phone lines installed at work, so they rather helpfully disconnected the two existing ISDN lines that we are keeping and turned them into analogue lines, so we had no phone system for two days.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 9:37, Reply)

every dealing I've had with them has been shit
which is why I have nothing to do with them any more. The service I get from Virgin has been outstanding.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 9:40, Reply)

BT went downhill when Busby left.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 9:41, Reply)

Matt Busby?

( girlinthehole, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 9:42, Reply)

Yeah, some kind of incident on a plane I heard

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 9:43, Reply)

I bet he was asleep and blowing raspberries

(Bazongaloid, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 9:43, Reply)

*Waves*

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 9:43, Reply)

I know! I was being silly.

( girlinthehole, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 9:48, Reply)

I know! But I waved :(

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 9:49, Reply)

Sorry! I missed it.
*waves like a mong*
( girlinthehole, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 9:49, Reply)

You're forgiven.
Hope you slept better last night.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 9:50, Reply)

A little : )
I'm not so much worried about the lack of sleep as about the fact I'll look like shit at the weekend if I don't sleep well.
( girlinthehole, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 9:51, Reply)

You're meeting people from the Internet.
You'll shine like Pippa Middleton on a Sunshine Bus surrounded by that lot.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 9:53, Reply)

hahah!
You say the loveliest things.
( girlinthehole, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 9:54, Reply)

*Hopes you feel a bit better*

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 9:55, Reply)

Fanku!!

( girlinthehole, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 10:08, Reply)

I think he is saying you have a cracking arse too!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 9:56, Reply)

I don't.

( girlinthehole, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 10:11, Reply)

I actually think Kate is better looking

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 10:03, Reply)

Me too.
I can't see what all the fuss is about.
( girlinthehole, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 10:08, Reply)

They are like the Corrs.
You have a favourite, but lets be honest. You'd happily settle for one of the other ones if that was all that was available with the exception of the bloke in the Corrs, obviously.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 10:10, Reply)

She did have a nice arse it's true
but when money is essentially no object it's not hard to get a flattering dress.

I feel really sorry for her with all the tabloid coverage these days
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 10:12, Reply)

I feel sorry for her boyfriend
seeing as every newspaper was essentially trying to pimp her out to Harry.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 29 Jun 2011, 10:13, Reply)

that must suck
if I were in that position I'd really struggle not to tell them to fuck off constantly.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 10:16, Reply)

So how was the stag weekend?
Are you in possession of a full set of eyebrows?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 29 Jun 2011, 10:18, Reply)

Oh God this^
I forgot all about it.
( girlinthehole, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 10:18, Reply)

haha
I got off very lightly indeed.

I think I confounded them all by happily drinking everything they put in front of me and dealing with it well.

All I was forced to do was wear a pink "I love Justin Bieber" t shirt and an "I heart JB" hoodie.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 10:20, Reply)

It's funny because it's true.

( girlinthehole, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 10:31, Reply)

I think I may have accepted them with a little too much gusto

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 10:31, Reply)

I slept from 10.30pm until 6.00am!
WOOP WOOP! That is like a lie in for me
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 9:55, Reply)

cunt
I got to bed at midnight and woke up at 4:15, then took probably 20 minutes to get back to sleep before waking up again at 6:30. I'm going to be a cunt today, I can feel it.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 10:02, Reply)

I slept from 9pm to 6am!
*dances*
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 10:24, Reply)

: (
I think I might get some Nytol today.
( girlinthehole, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 10:25, Reply)

12:30 till about 7am
that's like a sleep marathon for me
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 10:27, Reply)

My broadband stopped working last night
so I phoned up virgin this morning and within a few minutes I was all back up and running. I was rather pleased.

Trouble is, since BT actually run the infrastructure, at work we are forced to have contact with them.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 9:44, Reply)

those cunts.

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 10:03, Reply)

Really?
BT have been nothing but brilliant for me. We have a strange arrangement for the phone line in the house- in short, we don't pay for it, as it is some kind of strange business line. We tried contacting the bill payers, but no dice. Although when the line developed a fault, BT sent an engineer the next day.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 29 Jun 2011, 9:46, Reply)

Compared with TalkTalk, BT are as efficient as the Gestapo.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 9:56, Reply)

^this

( girlinthehole, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 10:08, Reply)

Cheers Monty
That's the first bon mot of the day....
(SonoraAeroClub "OH SWEET HELEN OF BALLS!", Wed 29 Jun 2011, 10:15, Reply)

And don't get me started with the indian call centres, I swear they only do that so people give up quitting.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 10:12, Reply)

I hate speaking to them.
I feel like such a racist. "I'm sorry 'Gary' (if indeed that is your real name), but I can't understand a fucking word you're saying."
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 29 Jun 2011, 10:17, Reply)

I agree
but I don't think it is racist if you actually can't understand what they are saying.

I recall my mum telling me she had the same thing in person with a doctor. Mum kept having to ask her to repeat herself and the women seemed to take it as being deliberate and racist.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 10:21, Reply)

Whenever I get bloods done, it's normally someone foreign... I need to make conversation when that's happening, conversation about anything that isn't what is happening.
So I ask them where they're from generally, "Oh, is it nice there? What's the food like? Do you go home often?...etc", as I have absolutly nothing in common. A few times people have taken it as a racist thing, "What is wrong coming from Hungry?" and stuff like that, so I say "Nah', nothing, I'm just making conversation and am interested in where people come from, their cultures and all that".
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 10:24, Reply)

odd that someone would see that as racist
people are too sensitive I suspect. In fact, it's most likely political correctness gone mad
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 10:26, Reply)

It's rare that happens, but it does happen. I'm afraid it really wouldn't suprise me, what with working in the NHS, they come across a lot of people who belittle forign workers there.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 10:29, Reply)

it's stupid
people should be belittled because they are shit, not because of where they are from.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 10:36, Reply)

"Yes, my name is Garry Smith and I am from London in England..... excuse me while I look up on the 'net what the weather is".
I switch companies if I see them using them, they can't do anything beyond read a script, might as well go fully automated. It's not racist, if they did that anywhere in the world with a non-nativly-english-speaking staff then they would have the same problem. It's quite damming that BT, who own BT Wholesale, who control the entire telephone network (more or less), can't compete with their own prices and have to outsource to an entirely other country 2/3s of the way around the world.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 10:22, Reply)

I just fell up the stairs
in my own house. This Wednesday is shaping up to be a cunt.

My wrists hurt now.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 29 Jun 2011, 10:12, Reply)

B3th, my darling ! The cold hard harsh realities of a futel existance has been enlightened by your presanse.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 10:13, Reply)

Resistance is futile Gonz, not existance.

( girlinthehole, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 10:14, Reply)

I thought futel was like some kind of fancy hotel where they make you sleep on a futon.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 29 Jun 2011, 10:15, Reply)

*snort*

( girlinthehole, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 10:17, Reply)

Have you been wanking your husband off?

(Bazongaloid, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 10:14, Reply)

No silly
I fell up the stairs, and put my hands out to support my immense weight. I have wrists like twigs, and they hurt now.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 29 Jun 2011, 10:15, Reply)

How can you fall *up* the stairs?

(The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 29 Jun 2011, 10:26, Reply)

have you never fallen up the stairs?
it sucks

and is actually much easier to do than fall down them. I've fallen upstairs many more times than I've fallen down them.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 10:27, Reply)

No
I pick my feet up when I walk.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 29 Jun 2011, 10:29, Reply)

it's usually when going quickly
and timing or height is slightly misjudged.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 10:31, Reply)

It will happen to you and when it does, I hope I'm around to watch, point and laugh.

( girlinthehole, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 10:31, Reply)

And if you do, I'll set Piston on you.
I will have him talk, and talk, and talk,_{and talk,and talk...}
(The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 29 Jun 2011, 10:34, Reply)

It generally happens when you're going too fast and don't lift your feet enough.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 29 Jun 2011, 10:29, Reply)

yes

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 10:31, Reply)

I've done it.
You trip and catch the stairs with your foot thus falling up them.
( girlinthehole, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 10:28, Reply)

And due to the general layout of stairs you get bruised in several places.
Oh stairs, why must you punish me so?
(TheColonel, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 10:33, Reply)

I hate today because my colleague
as just used the phrase "joined-up thinking" in all seriousness. When I, quite justifiably, called him a wanker for this transgression he replied loftily "the language doesn't belong to you, Kroney".

So I punched him right in the fucking face, jumped in the Accord and met up with Hood-Butter for a supermodel gangbang.
( Kroney, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 10:27, Reply)