Let it be said that DG is a man above men, a towering example of what the youth of today should look to become, minus about twenty-five pies or so.
I can't say much about Monty that hasn't been said already about three posts above this one.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 19:20, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Hahaha!
No pie tonight though - we're having awesome bangers from the butcher's in Rothbury (insert Moaty joke here) with creamy, buttery mash, red wine/onion gravy and peas. Have you ever met Monty? He has a lovely heart!
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 19:24, Reply)

I've met Monty, yes. He made me wet.
Tell DG I said hello anyway, and that he's a lucky, lucky man =D
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 19:25, Reply)

oo-er!

( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 19:28, Reply)

That is possibly the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me.
Apart from the pie comment.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 29 Jun 2011, 20:53, Reply)

even with the pie business it's pretty good

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 21:21, Reply)