A massive apology to Monty Boyce and DG
I know we're all hunky dory now, but I was bang out of order in attacking you so viciously on a public forum. You're both brilliant blokes xxx
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 18:26, 61 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Wooooo! *hugs*
Well one is definitely brilliant because you married him.
( girlinthehole, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 18:28, Reply)

Don't forget Monty's dazzlingly lovely teeth! :)

( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 18:41, Reply)

Oh my darling, I missed the fight, I'm not entirely sure what happened, but I can tell you without a moment of doubt that you are a wonderfull human being.
And that if more women in the world was like you, then perhaps, maybe, just throwing it out there... humanity could find happiness and peace.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 18:31, Reply)

And on the similar note, if more men out there in the world was like Monty, then I think, perhaps, maybe.... there wouldn't have been any point in fighting the Germans in WW2, as they would have already won.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 18:32, Reply)

Love you too Gonz xxx

( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 18:43, Reply)

I was SO ANGRY when I noticed a thread was missing, I was about to punch bobby right in the gizzard.
but then I realised it wasn't him and so it was okay
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 18:32, Reply)

Nah, it was my fault for spazzing out :/

( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 18:42, Reply)

happens to the best of us

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 18:43, Reply)

Man, it's all getting a bit serious round here
with you apologising for stuff and dozer being honest in the previous thread.

Time for srs business
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 18:44, Reply)

We need a pun down!
(But not till I've had dinner)
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 18:46, Reply)

Pun down in a pub :))))))))))))))))))

( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 18:49, Reply)

We could end up getting barred from here.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 18:50, Reply)

It would fix an ale-ing thread though

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 19:13, Reply)

heehee :)

( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 19:17, Reply)

What about a nice cup of tea and some cake?
Or even better, a nice glass of wine :) Fancy one?
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 18:48, Reply)

red or white?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 18:52, Reply)

Red.
California Merlot :)
*scurries to kitchen for clean glasses*
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 18:54, Reply)

(civilised) PARTY TIME!

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 18:54, Reply)

WOOHOO!
And while I'm dishing out humble apologies, sorry for stomping on your thread chuck - there'd been nothing going on for ages, all I could see on here was tumbleweed...
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 18:57, Reply)

plumdozer did it first
and I think I can live with the trauma
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 18:58, Reply)

Oh man, I should give him some wine too...

( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 19:00, Reply)

This post has all the makings of a buddy film
'I'm sorry'
'No, I'm sorry'
'Well, we both said things we aren't proud of'
*characters go a bit misty eyed*
'Pub?'
'Pub! Good idea!'
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 18:47, Reply)

Pub FTW \o/

( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 18:48, Reply)

No he isn't, he's a massive fucking cunt.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 19:04, Reply)

Which one?

( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 19:16, Reply)

I dunno, the one on the left.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 19:19, Reply)

Let it be said that DG is a man above men, a towering example of what the youth of today should look to become, minus about twenty-five pies or so.
I can't say much about Monty that hasn't been said already about three posts above this one.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 19:20, Reply)

Hahaha!
No pie tonight though - we're having awesome bangers from the butcher's in Rothbury (insert Moaty joke here) with creamy, buttery mash, red wine/onion gravy and peas. Have you ever met Monty? He has a lovely heart!
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 19:24, Reply)

I've met Monty, yes. He made me wet.
Tell DG I said hello anyway, and that he's a lucky, lucky man =D
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 19:25, Reply)

oo-er!

( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 19:28, Reply)

That is possibly the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me.
Apart from the pie comment.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 29 Jun 2011, 20:53, Reply)

even with the pie business it's pretty good

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 21:21, Reply)

I'm drinking a beer called Clouded Yellow which is a bit worrying
It says on the label "a deliciously refreshing wheat beer brewed with the rare taste of vanilla, cloves and coriander".

You know what it tastes of? Beer. I'm not saying that's a bad thing, but I do feel vaguely cheated.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 19:16, Reply)

Waitrose own brand spanish lager is 20 for a tenner at the moment
and it's nice.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 19:21, Reply)

It tastes of beer too.
Result.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 19:26, Reply)

That sounds lovely!
Badger ales are all good. I like how they tell you on the bottle what to eat with them, particularly England's Gold; "Perfect with chicken and pasta - and exquisite with fresh Dorset fly-fished trout."
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 19:32, Reply)

I thought they'd recommend
it with slugs and worms and digging holes

So, how many badger beers have you tried? Have you got the whole sett...
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 19:33, Reply)

I see what you did there :)

( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 20:41, Reply)

It's St Austell Brewery, I've got 12 - well, 11 - bottles
I've also got 12 bottles of their Smugglers Ale (the Vipros Special) and 24 cans of Tribute. Fucking knackered from carrying it up to my flat...
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 19:42, Reply)

Sounds like a lot of effort.
Why not sit back, and have a beer.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 19:43, Reply)

I have, now I'm having a Smugglers
it is very nice, and 6%.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 20:11, Reply)

I'm pretty sure neither of them give a fuck.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 19:21, Reply)

B3th owes me an apology, I'm pretty sure she'll get round to it in the next few days

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 19:33, Reply)

I'm pretty sure I won't
you massive trolling cunt.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 29 Jun 2011, 19:45, Reply)

Why aren't you watching W****** R***
(And if you are watching it, don't tell me what happens, I'm getting ready to go out so I'll watch it later).
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 19:48, Reply)

Because I still haven't seen last week's yet

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 29 Jun 2011, 19:50, Reply)

Wrinkly (w)rists ? because her hubby is old and therefore has wrinkly (w)rists? and they need watching so she can, erm, errrr.... oh I know, so she can check his pulse.
There must be a body part that begins with 'r', or has a knickname that begins with 'r'. Ohhh RECTUM and Retinas, should have gone with one of them.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 20:04, Reply)

mmmm
wrinkly rectums.

Or is it 'recta'?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 29 Jun 2011, 20:06, Reply)

I'll be honest with you, I was 50/50 between the two spellings, and that has the potential for a higher success rate than most words I try to spell.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 20:07, Reply)

you know
I probably shouldn't have recommended my ex brother in law read Mein Kampf to his 5 year old on facebook

ho hum, this place is a bad influence
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 19:39, Reply)

Guess what Benders!
I've decided to go to the pub this evening.

*As you were*
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 19:41, Reply)

That rustling noise
is the Universe's total lack of surprise at this development.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 20:13, Reply)

i like the idea of a rustling universe
like the sounds of a gazillion dried leaves swirling into an endless blackhole
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 20:16, Reply)

it was originally going to be something about withering sarcasm
hence the rustling being from dry and withered things. But I couldn't make that work, so I left the rustling as a surreal touch.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 20:22, Reply)

I haven't left yet.
So stop being mean to me!
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 20:19, Reply)

Glad it's all okay :)

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 19:55, Reply)

Evening Amberl.
How are you?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 20:01, Reply)

Good thanks
yourself?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 20:01, Reply)

Not bad at all thanks.
Fully recovered from post study booze I hope?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 20:02, Reply)

Mostly so cheers
gearing up for Friday, Saturday, Sunday!
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 20:40, Reply)

Atta girl!
*high fives*
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 20:42, Reply)