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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I have a policeman in my living room, with "eyes on" the block at the back
he won't tell me what it's about, but I'm guessing crack peadophilia
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 11:00, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
Is this an incredibly elaborate cover story for your impending flounce?
Or are you actually going away for 15 to 20?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 11:03, Reply)
No, he turned up flashed his badge, I had a heart attack
then he explained that he needs to watch a flat around the back...but he can't say why
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 11:05, Reply)
No one like a grass.
You should kick him out.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 11:06, Reply)
I don't want criminals in my area, hopefully they get all "Jean Charles de Mendes" on those bastards
"He's got a sausage sandwichgun!"
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 11:08, Reply)
Is this copper anything like DCI Harry Batt?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 11:08, Reply)
Is he the one with the Wombles?

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 30 Jun 2011, 11:11, Reply)
Never seen him...

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 11:11, Reply)
Nae body move!

(BrianHequator was stretching owls, on, or around, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 11:11, Reply)
Just out of interest Apey...
Does you place back onto Barry's gaff?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 11:20, Reply)
I LOVE HARRY

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 11:17, Reply)
He is the best television copper of all time.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 11:19, Reply)
Reet canny, aye.

(BrianHequator was stretching owls, on, or around, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 11:20, Reply)
The best of Harry Batt
www.youtube.com/watch?v=isITNRo1x_o
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 11:23, Reply)
It's a sting, babe
While you're watching that policeman, his mates are going through your dresser drawers.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 30 Jun 2011, 11:04, Reply)
Shit should I hide my horse porn?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 11:05, Reply)
Yes, because it's illegal.

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 11:07, Reply)
Damn, errr, I'm just off to the loo officer...
*flush*
*flush*
*FLUSH*
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 11:10, Reply)

http://www.b3ta.com/questions/hiddentreasure/post34662
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 30 Jun 2011, 11:07, Reply)
HAHAHAHA
Is that how you got started on ebay? Bunty and Beastiality
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 11:09, Reply)
God, I hope they don't try sniffing his underwear.

(The Luggage is haunted..., Thu 30 Jun 2011, 11:07, Reply)
That's where I keep my cholorform

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 11:11, Reply)
You mean your missus puts chloroform in your underwear
to keep the beast asleep?
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 30 Jun 2011, 11:12, Reply)

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