Alt: I am virtually incapable of making a decision
It even took me a good five minutes to work out whether it was worth posting this, but you know, eventually I just thought sod it, let's live dangerously for a change.
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 14:50, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

What you need is a strong sensible woman in your life.

( girlinthehole, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 14:51, Reply)

For everything else, there's Lampito!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 14:52, Reply)

Zing!

( girlinthehole, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 14:53, Reply)

Sensible would be boring
And she only needs to be strong enough to help with my ailing wrists.
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 14:54, Reply)

Bless her little cotton socks.
And cleavage.
( girlinthehole, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 14:56, Reply)

I'm always happy to 'bless' that cleavage.
The cotton socks, I haven't seen yet. I'm beginning to think that schoolgirl outfit is possibly fictitious...
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 14:58, Reply)

I had a theory that male indecision is maybe a survival technique that's trying to evolve into us
Because what I have learnt from the last few years is that some women just seem to want a man to be firm and decisive so that they can subsequently berate him for making the wrong decision.
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 14:54, Reply)

Conversely I've learnt that since whatever I choose to do will invariably be wrong,
to just do whatever the fuck I want.
( Kroney, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 14:57, Reply)

Might as well be hung for a sheep as a lamb.

( girlinthehole, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 14:58, Reply)

for like
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 14:59, Reply)

That's not how it's said Ooop north.

( girlinthehole, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 14:59, Reply)

No, I was simply trying to turn it into what you northern types might call
"A dubbel ent-ender"
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 15:01, Reply)

This very succinctly sums up my marriage to the former Mrs Fister.

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 30 Jun 2011, 15:28, Reply)

Well your first bad decision was marrying her in the first place.

( girlinthehole, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 15:30, Reply)