I honestly can't remember them
but it's been a good 25 years since I had any interest in Wagon Wheels, and when I did have them, they were at least eight inches across.

Alt: ugli fruit sounds rude - impolite rude, not sexeh rude.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 30 Jun 2011, 18:25, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

are you talking about wagon wheels
or penises?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 18:28, Reply)

I couldn't tell you how big penises were when I was a girl
being as I didn't have one, and wasn't often shown any.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 30 Jun 2011, 18:40, Reply)

it is ugly, mind

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 18:32, Reply)

isn't it also called a Sharon?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 30 Jun 2011, 18:41, Reply)

hu hu
if I knew someone called sharon this would be funnier
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 18:42, Reply)

I remember back when I was a lass
'Sharon' was an insult. So were 'Tracey' and 'Kevin'.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 30 Jun 2011, 18:51, Reply)

+ Nigel

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 19:08, Reply)

Haha I know a Nigel.
He's actually quite lovely, though weird.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 30 Jun 2011, 19:18, Reply)

Does he work on the pier?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 19:19, Reply)

No, he lives in Lincolnshire.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 30 Jun 2011, 19:20, Reply)

I know a Nigel too
Scariest looking geezer you've ever seen, but thoroughly decent cove under his tattoo sleeves and bright red face.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 19:22, Reply)