I was only denied them because they didn't exist.
'Mum! When you go shopping, can you get some orange Wagon Wheels?'

'Sorry young Jeff, I can't do that because they don't exist'

'But some LARPER on the Internet says they do'

'Listen son, not everything you read on the Internet is true, some people lie online, and others are mentally ill and think they are telling the truth, whereas in actual fact, they are just one trauma away from mass murder.'
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 18:29, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

your mum lied to you
plus how come you had a time computer as a child which could communicated with people in the future? Perhaps it was that being so expensive which meant that your mum couldn't shell out for orange wagon wheels
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 18:31, Reply)

Because I was visited by Chocky as a child, and he told me.
You shared your imaginary Orange Wagon Wheels with your friend Stig. At his house, which was at the dump.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 18:34, Reply)

I think we know now who is the most
reliable narrator

by which i mean I am
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 18:43, Reply)

Have you found anyone else who remembers orange wagon wheels?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 18:46, Reply)

not yet
I might ask my brother next

edit: YES! my brother remembers them!
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 18:48, Reply)

OK, I've written an email and sent it
"At the risk of sounding completely mad, I need verification about wagon wheels in the 80s. Not that they were bigger in the olden days, which I'm sure you get asked all the time, but that a delicious orange version existed. I'm sure I remember them, even how they tasted, but I can find no reference online and only myself and my brother seem to recall them.

Please validate my childhood memory, or rid me of this delusion"
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 18:58, Reply)

Right. So your imaginary brother remembers your imaginary Wagon Wheels.
It was these sort of voices that made Peter Sutcliffe a bit hammer happy.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 19:08, Reply)

just you wait until I get a reply
my brother doesn't have an account on here, but he'd confirm their existence if he was.

In fact if you were coming to the bash saturday I could get him to turn up just to prove you wrong
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 19:09, Reply)

As per our conversation about 'going for a Wimpy' of yesterday
I'm only going to be able to make the bash boyce at the moment.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 19:19, Reply)

yeah, I know
perhaps I could get him to turn up to that.
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 19:30, Reply)

And again in 'been here too long' news
I read that as 'get him to touch you up'.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 30 Jun 2011, 19:19, Reply)

:(

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 19:30, Reply)