So you want me and Monty to spit-roast Berk
in order to re-incarnate a long-dead party-king?

I'm not sure it'll work but damnit I'm game if Monty and Berk are.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 3 Jul 2011, 18:16, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

I don't really know science that well, I don't know how it all works, I don't even understand how ballpoint pens work unless they create a vacum that pushes the ink down the ink-barrel an then the roller gets a bit of ink and that gets put on the paper.
Wait a sec, if that is how it works, then I guess I do know science.

Anyway, Berk is the scientiest agmonst us, so I imagine it's a matter of some sort of orgy*, OR, or, they extract the sperm directly via the testical via the use of a scalpol. Then putting the two sperms in a large hardon collider going at opersite directions and hope they combine... and then the rest is all pretty normal turkey baster stuff.

Anyway, I love this (press the CC button): www.youtube.com/watch?v=War-7M9Nv3A

* I've got to stop reffering to threesomes as orgies, it shows my lack of knowledge.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 3 Jul 2011, 18:32, Reply)

I like the song
it reminds me of this guy, www.youtube.com/watch?v=0iRTB-FTMdk&feature=relmfu who is my latest and greatest musical discovery.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 3 Jul 2011, 18:37, Reply)

Oh I like that a lot, I'm gonna get his stuff, that'll be my new music for this week.
Do you know Dan Le Sac v Scroobulus Pip's stuff? Angles is my alltime face album. I think you'd like this...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=uKrf81_5Bg8
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 3 Jul 2011, 18:44, Reply)

you can buy from
www.professorelemental.com
may I recommend The Indifference Engine well worth £5.

yeah, tune's not bad, not in love but it could grow on me.

Edited to add: you might also like: www.youtube.com/watch?v=NSflRlHPay4 although I prefer Elemental.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 3 Jul 2011, 18:48, Reply)

Sweet, I'll go for that now.
I've heard of the gentleman rhymer, one of his vids went viralish (I think it was chap-hop). London deffo has the best rap in the world, I think I'd really like paris-rap if I knew french.

Oh my, that reminds me, I was talking to some very pretty french girls after the pub last night, but had to inform them that Birmingham is not just around the corner.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 3 Jul 2011, 18:57, Reply)