He could have let the kids watch an episode of Casualty and a re-run of London's Burning.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 9:55, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

If they're reading this, that's their birthday treat ruined.
I hope you're jolly well pleased with yourself.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 9:56, Reply)

It's worse than you think Monty.
Sporty was hoping that the TA were going to do a demo, instead he is downloading every episode of Soldier Soldier for his kids to 'enjoy'.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 9:59, Reply)

Yeah, "cheers" Jeff
Next weekend I'm going to throw them both off the pier so they can see the lifeboats
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 9:59, Reply)

Make sure you tell Jeff about the chips and beer

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 4 Jul 2011, 10:00, Reply)

No, I'm going to keep it a secret now he has spoiled Christmas

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 10:00, Reply)

Sorry Sporty.
You could get the kids a Robson and Jerome CD.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 10:05, Reply)

hahaha
I don't know if I've mentioned it before, but there is a new pier in Weston Super Mare.

Gaz b3th, she is always going there. She'll give you all the details.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 10:01, Reply)

I dont think you have mentioned it before, no

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 10:01, Reply)

Well there is, and b3th is the person with the details.
She is especially well versed in the quality of the chips and she knows the full bar tariff too.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 10:03, Reply)

Morning you
I was reading an article this weekend about good places to visit in Britain, and it said Clevedon pier was really good. You should try it.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 4 Jul 2011, 10:03, Reply)

What did you do on the weekend?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 10:03, Reply)

Oh man, I went to the pier! It was awesome, and I went on all the rides, and I had chips, and beer, and.....
nah, just kidding. Three boot sales, one pub quiz, watched the tennis, went to the supermarket.

My life rocks!
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 4 Jul 2011, 10:18, Reply)

Oh, how I almost believed you went on the pier.
Not.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 10:23, Reply)