Point of order:
The 'Absinthe' of today contains no wormwood and is thus about as hallucinogenic as Fairy Liquid, which it fucking tastes of and looks like, coincidentally.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 10:34, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

The power of suggestion these days
Ooh, I'm drinking Absinthe, I must act like a twat and see things.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 10:37, Reply)

Precisely.
Then go home and skin up a few banana skins.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 10:43, Reply)

hahah
i remember some fat kid at school, trying to cook up banana skins
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 10:45, Reply)

You remember this because that kid was you.
Come on, admit it.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 10:53, Reply)

*eyes bananas on desk wistfully*
I was never fat
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 10:58, Reply)