How fucking good were they?
Ended up in Vauxhall afterwards and shagged a girl I met at Wireless. She was twenty seven and amazingly attractive, not to mention funny. I have an actual skip in my step today.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 13:41, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

So all told, a good weekend then Bazza.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 13:46, Reply)

If indeed that's really what he got up to.
By watching Pulp, he means on DVD. By ending up in Vauxhall, he means a P reg Corsa, and by attractive 27 year old girl he shagged, he means knocked one out over a picture he found in the glovebox.

Probably.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 4 Jul 2011, 13:48, Reply)

Fandabbydozy to say the least.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 13:48, Reply)

You need to get yourself to the Cottage.
Weekends with that much win in them don't just 'happen' you should go and give thanks to Michael and worship at his shrine.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 13:50, Reply)

Are you suggesting that Barry goes cottaging?

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 4 Jul 2011, 13:51, Reply)

I am.
He has cottaged all over europe.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 13:54, Reply)

Every other Saturday between August and May.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 13:54, Reply)