Freefair is really a frustrated middleaged man trapped in his bedroom
He's at liberty to travel to most countries (well, taking into account his convictions for possession of child pornography) if only he'd leave his mums house first
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 20:09, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Did his knee injury stop him getting to the North Pole?

( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 20:10, Reply)

I don't think it's him
I think it genuinely is a nobby child.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 20:12, Reply)

O al, I went running while I was away.
Thirty minutes along the Baltic coast and twice round a German lake.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 20:13, Reply)

I went running on saturday morning
and my leg is still sore. I'm most unhappy. I think I'm going to have to stop running completely for a few weeks and then ease back into it. I am not going to be setting any kind of world records in September.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 20:14, Reply)

Having mounted several of the expeditions huskys none were prepared to leave base camp with him I'm afraid

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 20:13, Reply)

They seduced him with their husky voices.

( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 20:14, Reply)

They got upset when they realised he was already married to some other Huskies.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 20:17, Reply)

Tell me more about the huskys.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 20:17, Reply)

Right fucking slags they are Jeff, double penetration, ass to mouth, the whole kit and caboodle

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 20:20, Reply)

Can you tell me exactly where I could them.
Just, err, so I could avoid them, like. Yes, that's it. Avoid them.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 20:23, Reply)

I'll gaz, there's lurkers here after some dogfannyaction Jeff

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 20:28, Reply)

Cheers Rory.
I appreciate you sharing this information in a responsible way.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 20:29, Reply)