What am I talking about?
How I can have forgotten about Horace I don't know.

Horace is a fairly large black chappie with a Sainsbury's fetish. He has the mental capacity of a child and I first saw him in Sainsbury's when I lived in Camden (15 or so years back). He asks women for a kiss and bellows 'THE BEST OF LUCK' every few minutes. He smells of off milk, carries a knackered wheeled granny's shopping trolley and wears a thick coat in all weathers. He is proper menkle, yeah?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 8:29, 4 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

It's a shame he doesn't shout 'Where ya goin' now?' in a Geordie accent.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 8:30, Reply)

It truly is.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 8:31, Reply)

sounds like a guy I met on a bus a few years back
he spent the journey giving me the lowdown on where you could still hear a decent mass said in latin "because it's just not the same since they switched to the vernacular".
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 8:33, Reply)

that sounds more like Monty

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 9:15, Reply)

He lives in Finchley now
He's a well known "character"
(Bazongaloid, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 8:46, Reply)

Fuck, I remember him from Camden back then!
Or, at least, in the hazy memories of what's left of back then.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 9:08, Reply)