I met one of my girlfriends on the train to work.
I used to see her every morning and we got to smiling at each other and saying hello, etc. Then I met her in a pub and we ended up seeing each other for about a year.

There are many people from our estate who get the Metro to work so I normally see them. However, there is a simply breathtaking woman who gets the Metro sometimes. I swear to God, every bloke (and most likely a few women) are standing on their tongues when she walks down onto the platform.

Conversely, there is also a woman who has the biggest ears I have ever seen. This fills me with glee for no apparent reason
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 9:11, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Make sure you don't comment on them, even under your breath
Those things can pick up a pin dropping at 100 feet!
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 9:18, Reply)

This^
It is a shame really, as otherwise she is quite attractive.
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 9:22, Reply)

Use them for leverage?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 9:34, Reply)

BJ handles

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 9:35, Reply)