Hello sir!
*curtsies*
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 13:27, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

He may be screaming old queen, but that's not really necessary

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 13:28, Reply)

SOME OF US
still believe in old-fashioned courtesy and manners. Something to bear in mind whilst raising your impending sproglet, don’t you think?

They cost nothing, you know.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 13:36, Reply)

what, sproglets?
I thought they were very expensive.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 5 Jul 2011, 13:36, Reply)

If you buy them from Africa like Madonna they're almost free!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 13:37, Reply)

Not when you nick them from maternity wards.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 13:43, Reply)

*raises top hat, bows with a flourish*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 13:29, Reply)