I never know what counts as Tapas
and what's a starter or a side dish.

I took the day off to wait in for a BT engineer to get my broadband & phone installed and then I got a text this morning saying the flat is already wired up so there's no need for a visit. I TOLD THEM THAT THREE WEEKS AGO.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 8:43, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

You should piss down their phone line so it comes out of their stupid headsets and all over their stupid faces

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 8:43, Reply)

I shall give it a go!
what could go wrong?
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 8:47, Reply)

You could catch AIDS and die.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 8:48, Reply)

telephone AIDS from that twat on the adverts

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 8:50, Reply)

I never watch advertisements
They're for common people.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 9:00, Reply)

*beats self with hockey stick*

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 9:16, Reply)