Morning team
Entertain me whilst I eat my Weetabix.

Alt:I'm off for Tapas tonight, but what is the best Tapas?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 8:24, 80 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I've finished my Weeetabix now...

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 8:26, Reply)

...but I have coffee
Swings and roundabouts
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 8:28, Reply)

Morning hon!
I had a chicken sammich for breakfast. Didn't fancy cereal today. Best tapas is the one Aber makes.
( girlinthehole, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 8:34, Reply)

Hello, hello! Are are you this miserable grey morning?
Interesting choice of breakfast sustanance there.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 8:35, Reply)

It filled a hole. *fnar*
I'm doing ok sweetie. I'm on my second coffee of the day so have perked up.
( girlinthehole, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 8:36, Reply)

Good work, I have sooo much to do today I'm not sure where to start
So i nthought I'd start here...
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 8:37, Reply)

Best place to start the day.
And finish it and spend during the middle.
( girlinthehole, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 8:39, Reply)

Alt: Calamares Fritos.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 8:38, Reply)

Good call, however I would have to go with "Bombas"
deep fried risotto balls in breadcrumbs.

Hola Monty, ¿Cómo está usted?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 8:39, Reply)

They are called 'suppli' in Rome and they are fucking delicious.
www.annamariavolpi.com/suppli.html
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 8:44, Reply)

Delicious little balls of heart disease!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 8:45, Reply)

I never know what counts as Tapas
and what's a starter or a side dish.

I took the day off to wait in for a BT engineer to get my broadband & phone installed and then I got a text this morning saying the flat is already wired up so there's no need for a visit. I TOLD THEM THAT THREE WEEKS AGO.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 8:43, Reply)

You should piss down their phone line so it comes out of their stupid headsets and all over their stupid faces

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 8:43, Reply)

I shall give it a go!
what could go wrong?
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 8:47, Reply)

You could catch AIDS and die.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 8:48, Reply)

telephone AIDS from that twat on the adverts

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 8:50, Reply)

I never watch advertisements
They're for common people.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 9:00, Reply)

*beats self with hockey stick*

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 9:16, Reply)

I am simply not in the fucking mood for my life today.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 9:06, Reply)

That makes a change.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 9:08, Reply)

I'm a man of many surprises and contradictions, Jeff.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 9:17, Reply)

it could be worse, you could have Bobby's life

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 9:15, Reply)

*shudders*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 9:19, Reply)

What can I do to cheer you up?

( girlinthehole, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 9:17, Reply)

Shoot my boss in the face.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 9:18, Reply)

Not really feasible. Sorry!

( girlinthehole, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 9:19, Reply)

Never mind, thanks anyway.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 9:22, Reply)

*locks and loads*
Anything for you big guy
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 9:28, Reply)

'Prophets of Rage' just came on my shuffle, this has cheered me up.

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 9:23, Reply)

Morning Benders.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 9:08, Reply)

Morning!
*waves*

How are you today?
( girlinthehole, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 9:16, Reply)

I'm good thanks Blousie.
I was suffering with some sinus related face-ache yesterday. But today I feel good.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 9:29, Reply)

Where did your name come from Jeff?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 9:17, Reply)

It's cause he fucks dogs innit.

( girlinthehole, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 9:17, Reply)

is he called Jeff though?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 9:18, Reply)

No.

( girlinthehole, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 9:18, Reply)

Interesting...

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 9:23, Reply)

Shockingly, I don't believe that BGB is called Big either
Nor I Sport
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 9:25, Reply)

I am however a giant ape, it's my massive fingers that make typing so difficult

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 9:25, Reply)

This explains everything

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 9:27, Reply)

JEFF!
Am I right in thinking there's currently loads of gorillas on display in Bristol, all painted in different styles by different artists?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 9:34, Reply)

Yes Darth.
There are.

Are you wanting to get the bad AIDS from 'source'?

www.thisisbristol.co.uk/pictures/Wow-Gorillas-Bedminster/pictures-12891496-detail/pictures.html

More monkey stuff.

www.thisisbristol.co.uk/Gorillas-flotilla-arts-trail/story-12882913-detail/story.html
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 9:36, Reply)

I thought that as a Bristol City fan
it may interest you to know that the artist commissioned by the club to paint the gorilla at Ashton Gate is my girlfriend's sister.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 9:41, Reply)

And that would be The Sarah Jane Adventures, yes.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 9:42, Reply)

Feel free to use her real name

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 9:43, Reply)

*fires up facebook*

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 9:44, Reply)

You can fuck right off
Actually her profile pic isn't of her anyway, which is just as well. Don't want you drooling into your keyboard
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 9:47, Reply)

that is a daily occurance I'm afraid

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 9:48, Reply)

Never mind Joey
There's plenty more shoes where that one came from
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 9:49, Reply)

Happier now?
Her name is attached to the photos I linked.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 9:45, Reply)

Totally didn't notice that
Thank you for the edit. Most cunning.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 9:45, Reply)

It's like those elephants from a couple of years ago...
I hope the ones in bedminster are nailed down, electrified and covered in barbed wire, they might last the night then.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 9:42, Reply)

We had the elephants here in Norwich
The sister-in-law did one of the lions in Bristol last year too
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 9:44, Reply)

Some local artist did a community piano project a few years ago
Where pianos were left all over Bristol for the community to use.

The first thing the kids in Bedminster asked him as it was being installed was, 'As it's our piano, can we set fire to it?'
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 9:44, Reply)

hahahahaha
fucking hell. A friend of mine used to work in Lloyds on east Street and would often have people coming in to take out their last £3.24 or so
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 9:45, Reply)

Here you go Apey. I knew I'd read the story somewhere
www.thisisbristol.co.uk/Bristol-vandals-smash-piano-s-played/story-11303040-detail/story.html
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 9:56, Reply)

I went out for tapas with Mrs Cow a few weeks ago
I had a tremendous scrambled egg, red pepper, chorizo and potato dish. Also, another scrambled eggs dish a while ago with wild garlic that was nom.

Not too fond of alioli (or however it is actually spelled)
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 9:24, Reply)

aeoli is the greatest of all condiments
Only mustard comes close.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 9:26, Reply)

Not fond of raw garlic

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 9:27, Reply)

Very good for your heart, if not your breath

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 9:28, Reply)

You're getting raw garlic mixed up with 'beans, beans' here, I think.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 9:28, Reply)

hahaha, bum breath

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 9:29, Reply)

Perhaps not your best post ever.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 9:34, Reply)

I'd love to know what you think is

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 9:35, Reply)

I think it was when i called you an utter bender
morning!
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 9:37, Reply)

Morning darling

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 9:40, Reply)

I was suggesting bum breath as an alternative to "fart"
not that garlic makes your breath smell of bum
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 9:37, Reply)

Again, not your finest hour, here.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 9:39, Reply)

I'm confused if I'm honest, I'll go and make some tea

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 9:41, Reply)

You poof.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 9:28, Reply)

I get value for money with raw garlic
as it is all I can taste for about 2 days afterwards
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 9:30, Reply)

Garlic! nomnomnom.
My nephew loves those pickled garlic in jars.
( girlinthehole, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 9:28, Reply)

My daughter is obsessed with pickled cornichons, for some reason.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 9:30, Reply)

My nephew loved those when he was a toddler.
He also loves chewing on slices of lemon. He tried carbonated water for the first time a while ago and thought it was very strange. He couldn't get his head round fizzy water for some reason.
( girlinthehole, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 9:33, Reply)

Pulpo alla gallega
Flaming chorizo (can't remember its name, but IT'S ON FUCKING FIRE)
Fabada Asturiana - pork and bean stew, when it's good it's very good, when it's not it's OK

Enjoy

As for condiments, I love a bit of Garlic Horseradish
( wakeupandsmellthebacon, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 9:44, Reply)

My friends parents live in the Mountains of Northern Spain
and the Fabada there is so, so disgusting. it's full of offal and donkey heart
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 9:47, Reply)

Well, I'm on my way to Sonisphere
So I won't be on here for a few days. Does that entertain you?
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 9:46, Reply)

But who will pander to me : (

( girlinthehole, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 9:49, Reply)

Anyone in their right mind, my dear!

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 9:52, Reply)

: )

( girlinthehole, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 9:52, Reply)