I want to do a musical about pork products.
Do you dine, on the swine? Pork is so devine, it's all mine, bacon is fine.
How do you feel, with fried pig peal? The skin, it is crisp, like a salty kiss, it is pure bliss.
I should be keeping kosha, but this story I gotta tell ya', bacon brings god closer.
For one more bite, I would fight, at the start of the day, or the end of the night.

That's how far I've gotten so far.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 9:57, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

You'll have to ham it up a bit.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 9:58, Reply)

I'd pay to see that.

( girlinthehole, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 9:58, Reply)

it's better than Ben Elton can do

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 10:00, Reply)