Treasure hunt
Leave her a trail of clues around the house to lead her to her present. If you put lots of thought into the writing of said clues, with detail pertinent to your relationship, she'll think it's lovely. Girls like that "thought" stuff
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 12:47, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

If the present is your penis with a bow on then this may disappoint her.
Just saying.
( girlinthehole, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 12:48, Reply)

Nice idea, might be a short treasure hunt in our one bed flat though!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 12:50, Reply)

Put the present in your pants and play "warmer, colder"

( djtrialprice, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 12:55, Reply)

This is an excellent idea
and I choose to take some small degree of credit for it
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 12:56, Reply)

...unless the 'thought' is 'the stupid bitch likes any old shit so this second hand Westlife CD will do fine'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 13:04, Reply)

Could be worse
Could be a first-hand bought-as-new Westlife CD
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 13:06, Reply)