He's trying to release Roota from my shackles
Gonz is a noble gentlemanly sort you see.
( djtrialprice, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 13:16, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Oh, the Lusty tactic
At least he doesn't discern amongst B3tans

*adds Gonz to list of B3tans who will never meet Ms Foxtrot*

That's a hell of a list
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 13:19, Reply)

So he's hedging his bets with your fiancee and your sister?
Maybe it's you he wants. Have you thought about that?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 7 Jul 2011, 13:20, Reply)

Haha, I love the replies to this like you've all only _just_ worked out that I really really just want to have an affair with pretty much anyone on here who's female.
But naturally I'm only being serious about [name], and everyone else I'm joking about. Yeah' baby, it's you I want, I'm just harmlessly flirting with everyone else, they have self esteem issues and I thought I'd help out.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 13:22, Reply)

Oh wow, oh my goodness, I have an uncanny ability to cockblock myself.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 13:23, Reply)