Waited outside her Uni at 9PM
with a hot cup of coffee after I knew she'd had a long day at work followed by a long class and would be particularly tired and appreciate the coffee.

Might have been better If i'd been outside the right building, but that would have spoiled the surprise. :(

Totally failed to get laid.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 7 Jul 2011, 13:17, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

You are the worst stalker ever, you are certainly no Barry George

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 13:21, Reply)

I prefer to call him Barry Bulsara.
It's what Freddy would have wanted.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 13:22, Reply)

And what us 'Justice for Barry' experts always call our Prince of Hearts.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 13:27, Reply)

I'd like a commerorative plate with him and Princess Diana on

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 13:30, Reply)

I saw him in London Fields once.
This is my best-ever name drop - for once I was genuinely excited.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 13:22, Reply)

hahaha, you are so wrong

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 13:23, Reply)

I have to say, if some weirdo bint ambushed me with a cup of fucking coffee outside my lesson
I'd probably punch them as hard as I could in the fucking tits.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 13:21, Reply)

Take the coffee off them first though.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 13:22, Reply)

I'd force them to gulp it down whilst it was still boiling, then make them eat the cup.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 13:24, Reply)

That's a pretty niche fetish

(PsychoChomp, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 13:27, Reply)

Heaven help any woman who brings you coffee in a Thermos...

(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 13:28, Reply)

Or water IN A MUG!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 13:30, Reply)

Haha!

(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 13:31, Reply)

WITH A KNIFE!!!!!!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 13:39, Reply)

we were dating at the time if that helps
it's not how I introduced myself to her or anything.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 7 Jul 2011, 13:27, Reply)