I have prescription strength ibuprofen
I don't take it often, but when I do it does the trick. A friend of mine who never takes painkillers 'borrowed' one once, and was bouncing off the fucking ceiling.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 7 Jul 2011, 14:09, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Was he convinced he was Lional Ritchie?

(The Luggage is haunted..., Thu 7 Jul 2011, 14:15, Reply)

I had a mate who used to take my codine, I'd wake up one morning and find 1/4 of them gone, he'd say he'd take one dose and then wants more and more.
It's like an instant addiction. The stuff makes you feel so warm and nice, it's an amazing feeling, until eventually you realise that it's causing you so many problems which causes you to take more and so on.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 14:16, Reply)

Codine gives you constipation.
Just for that, I limit my use.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 14:18, Reply)

I got given some codeine when I had mumps
I wasn't bouncing, but I was far more spaced out than I've ever been when smoking weed.
(berk, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 14:17, Reply)

I had morphine when I had my kidney infection
I can't compare it to weed, as I've never tried that, but it was bloody good stuff.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 7 Jul 2011, 14:21, Reply)