Then she did this:


And they both collapsed in fits of laughter. Then when you got back from holiday your missus dumped you. Now you sleep rough in Richmond Park and eat deer poo in a desperate bid to stave off malnutrition.

And you're bent.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 10:24, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Have a click.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 10:25, Reply)

That is because the shadow of his cock looks like a very small swan

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 10:25, Reply)

Worst day of my life.

( Kroney, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 10:28, Reply)

At least you didn't have a semi melted turd on your chest

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 10:28, Reply)

Things can always be worse, I guess.
Small mercies, etc
( Kroney, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 10:29, Reply)

*psst*
It's Kroney. Semi melted turds are his bag, baby
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 10:29, Reply)

+colostomy

(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 10:37, Reply)