I can hit the fuck out of a softball. I've never played a game in my life.
And have only practiced two or three times, but when the pitch is right I'll whack the shit out of it.

Which is pretty awesome considering I've never truly played or practiced.
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 13:56, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

We call softball 'rounders'

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 13:57, Reply)

we most certainly don't
unless, of course, you're being facetious.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 14:02, Reply)

I'm quite good at bowling on the rare occasions I actually go.

( girlinthehole, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 13:58, Reply)

I'm not.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 13:59, Reply)

I used to represent Lancashire at bowling, in the under-14s
trufax.
(berk, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 14:19, Reply)

softballs are pretty big though, Krizzle.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 14:02, Reply)

Mine sure are.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 14:02, Reply)

*huffs*
Not this big
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 14:04, Reply)

Mine sure are.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 14:06, Reply)

groan

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 14:12, Reply)