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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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New thread of awesomes.
Tell me something awesome (and true) about yourself.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 12:52, 298 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
If Carlsberg made blokes I'd STILL be the best bloke in the world. Probably.

(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Fri 8 Jul 2011, 12:54, Reply)
You can see my boobs from space.
No? Something true? Okay...

I am a bastard awesome present-giver.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 8 Jul 2011, 12:56, Reply)
I believe this to be lies
loljk
(I helped save b3ta! djtrialprice, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 13:41, Reply)
I can dislocate both shoulders
More or less at will. This would in theory enable me to escape from any straight jacket, but I've never been able to test this theory.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 8 Jul 2011, 12:57, Reply)
Really?
*buys straight jacket*
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 13:02, Reply)
if you know where to get a proper medical-grade one cheaply
I'll buy it my self. I've wanted to test the theory since I saw Lethal Weapon 2, but real ones are ver ver expensive and I don't trust the ones you find on eBay to be proper.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 8 Jul 2011, 13:05, Reply)
I shall investigate young man.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 13:08, Reply)
Hellooooo
I'll have an enquire at my line of work...
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 14:56, Reply)
He's serious if you do : )

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 14:58, Reply)
Clean up on isle 4, clean up on isle 4..... best get two buckets.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 13:15, Reply)
Haha!

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 13:20, Reply)
I could escape from most straight jackets, myself.
I doubt if I could get out of a straitjacket, though.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 13:09, Reply)
yeah yeah
Mock the man with Mild Gonzism why doncha? this is all because I derided your jacket innit?
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 8 Jul 2011, 13:13, Reply)
It would appear I've won another contract.
I'm just discussing rate and if I can do any of the work from home, or if it'll be entirely office based.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 12:58, Reply)
Woohoo!
Congratulations!
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 13:02, Reply)
Thanks.
I've just got to try and juggle a few things to fit it in, I've got a feeling that 'working from home' isn't going to be possible with this project either, so OT will likely become a Jeff-free-zone during the day for a few weeks.

Which I'm sure will make a lot of people very happy.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 13:05, Reply)
Not me Jeff : (((

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 13:06, Reply)
I'm sure I'll be around in the evenings.
I've got no idea how long this project is going to last, so it might not be for long anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 13:07, Reply)
If you google my name
there's nothing on the first three pages that isn't me. Given I have nothing to do with computers or THE INTERNET, I'm not sure if that's a good or a bad thing.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 12:58, Reply)
I should point out, my real name.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 12:59, Reply)
also, I can beat a bear to death with my penis.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 13:00, Reply)
a care bear?
you sick fuck
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 13:05, Reply)
you think care bears are alive
and you're calling me sick?
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 13:06, Reply)
Despite there being quite a large number of b3ths on the internet,
if you search 'b3th', I'm the first search result.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 8 Jul 2011, 13:00, Reply)
WIN.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 13:07, Reply)
(!)

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 13:17, Reply)
Conversely googling my real name will find nothing about me
I like this.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 8 Jul 2011, 13:01, Reply)
Where if you google Apey using his real name
It takes you straight to the Yorkshire Ripper's wiki page.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 13:02, Reply)
I'm actually chuffed that I don't show up
woohoo for higher profile namesakes.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 13:05, Reply)
fuck. there's only two hits in the first 6 pages that aren't me.
I really should publish less, or something.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 13:05, Reply)
As long as it's not you with your cock out, what does it matter?

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 13:07, Reply)
It doesn't. Although there is a published photo of me naked out there somewhere.... ;)
Nah, I'm quite happy about, bar a Flickr photostream and some hockey league scoring tables they are all work links, mostly my papers and reviews. So not a bad thing.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 13:18, Reply)
Google my name and there's nothing but me.
stupid rare name.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 13:24, Reply)
it's not the fact that there isn't others that surprised me
my name, or at least the spelling, isn't common - it's that there are so many different pages.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 13:29, Reply)
i like breasts

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 13:07, Reply)
But do they like you?
That's the question.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 8 Jul 2011, 13:09, Reply)
Of course!

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 13:10, Reply)
Wahey!

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 13:11, Reply)
I'm only jelous
because you got to that catchphrase before I did. Now my Tattoo make me look like I'm copying you.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 8 Jul 2011, 13:15, Reply)
Why are you posting in the style of Tarzan?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 13:16, Reply)
Too many coconuts.

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 13:18, Reply)
You can NEVER have too many coconuts

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 13:19, Reply)
Tell that to Kid Creole on wages day.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 13:20, Reply)
^ THIS IS EXTREMELY FUNNY.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 13:25, Reply)
I laughed on the inside.

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 13:26, Reply)
That's good enough for me.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 13:26, Reply)
but at you, not with you

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 13:40, Reply)
He's right, you know.
It is.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 8 Jul 2011, 13:26, Reply)
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah!

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 13:26, Reply)
True. I've got a lovely bunch myself.

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 13:21, Reply)
PHWOOOAR

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 13:22, Reply)
Tweedle dee dee

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 14:05, Reply)
What are you blithering about hippy?

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 8 Jul 2011, 13:20, Reply)
Ungowa. Cheetah - fetch elephants.
Tattoo make Tarzan look like him copying.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 13:22, Reply)
Ahh, right
sloppy typing, I usually ninja it if I spot it, my my Mild Gonzism means I often don't.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 8 Jul 2011, 13:23, Reply)
I glow in the dark.

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 13:09, Reply)
Hahaha!

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 13:10, Reply)
I don't have any awesome facts about myself, Blousie.

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 13:16, Reply)
You've been voted 'Best American' for the last five years by an international panel of experts.
That's pretty good, isn't it? You're too modest.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 13:19, Reply)
I don't want to brag either!

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 13:22, Reply)
You probably have breasts also
this makes you automatically awesome.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 8 Jul 2011, 13:28, Reply)
This is correct.
They're also contained in a gorgeous cream lace brassiere that makes them sit up and say "Hello there!".
This is another awesome fact.
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 13:35, Reply)
All breasts say "hello there" to me
except the manky ones.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 8 Jul 2011, 13:36, Reply)
then I guess it's not ALL breasts then, eh

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 13:37, Reply)
I say! *drops monocle down cleavage*

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 13:42, Reply)

 
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 13:51, Reply)
I have seven copies of 'Apache' by Michael Viner's Incredible Bongo Band.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 13:11, Reply)
I said awesome, not tiresome.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 13:13, Reply)
I know you did.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 13:15, Reply)
You should probably get out more

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 13:14, Reply)
I can't.
My doorway is blocked with copies of 'Apache' by Michael Viner's Incredible Bongo Band.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 13:14, Reply)
I've got an old hip hop record that was heavily based on that track
/bores self to sleep
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 13:16, Reply)
Is it by The Sugarhill Gang?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 13:17, Reply)
No, West Street Mob

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 13:19, Reply)
Oh that's a fucking classic.
BREAKDAAAAAAANNNNNCE.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 13:19, Reply)
12" vinyl boyyyyyyyeeeeeeeeeeee

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 13:22, Reply)
Same here. No picture sleeve though.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 13:23, Reply)
Nah same, generic yellow sleeve as I recall
you know a track of theirs I rated more than that one? I Can't Stop. Man I wish I was in the same country as my records.
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 13:26, Reply)
Yellow sleeve it is.
I've got pretty much all the decent records from that era, from 'Marley Marl Scratch' to 'King of the Beat' by Pumpkin, plus shitloads of uptempo 'electro' tunes like 'Al Naafiysh' etc...

I think I might trawl through them tonight actually.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 13:32, Reply)
Oh man
I remember hearing Al Naafish in the big room at Club UK many years after it came out, surprising how well an old electro track worked in a ravey environment.

Fuck work, I'm off to get some drugs & rediscover my youth.
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 13:35, Reply)
Hahahah welcome to my world...

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 13:39, Reply)
It is a great record
but why do you need seven copies?
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 13:32, Reply)
One original LP.
Two bootleg 12"s on heavy vinyl which I bought for cutting up. Two shitter pressings that I bought first - and two copies on the Ultimate Breaks and Beats LP series.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 13:40, Reply)
I died in a car crash in 1966 and was secretly replaced by a lookalike.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 13:13, Reply)
I thought there was something off about you. You're too nice to me.

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 13:15, Reply)
You're a wonder of the atomic age, Krizzle.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 13:16, Reply)
Well, I *do* glow in the dark.

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 13:18, Reply)

e a
lac
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 13:31, Reply)
I'm going to win the euro millions tonight, the jackpot.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 13:21, Reply)
We must have the same numbers then, because I'm going to as well.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 13:22, Reply)
So I'm only going to get £88m ? Hardly seems worth it really.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 13:29, Reply)
I wonder if it's to the point where it's financially worth going for, say, 25% of the total combinations.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 13:30, Reply)
Wow, it is actually worth it, you can automate the purchasing of the tickets online.
uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20081001140932AAs3Gw5
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 13:32, Reply)
That's why they have a cap on the euromillions
so that if it gets more and more people don't buy out all the tickets, which happened in the US on the 9th rollover.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 13:37, Reply)
But there are still all the subprizes that you'd win too, which would probably make up for it.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 13:46, Reply)
WooHoo!
Now don't be messing with me Gonz. TGB got me all excited and never won.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 13:22, Reply)
I am currently eating chocolate cheesecake
it has crushed Maltesers in it. It's fucking awesome.

It's been a week since I finished my PhD and I haven't done a productive thing since. Except seeing The Supreme Crow and drinking beer.
(The Oscillating Gibbon is eating curried squid, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 13:28, Reply)
That was a highly productive evening. We should try to increase our productivity.

(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 13:36, Reply)
You mean get pissed again?

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 13:37, Reply)
You know me too well...

(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 13:37, Reply)
I am definitely the best father my son has ever had
Seriously, he idolises me. I am utterly infallible in that boy's eyes.
I know it can't last forever, but I am enjoying it while it lasts.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 13:30, Reply)
My little sister thought I was the most clever woman in the world when I showed her how I could take my bra off without taking my top off.
She was only about four at the time.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 13:33, Reply)
Do you strip for your little sister on a regular basis?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 13:37, Reply)
I kept my top on.
Pay attention Jeff.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 13:38, Reply)
Surely that's the 'tease' before the big reveal.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 13:39, Reply)
When he finally twigs that it's OK to tell someone about your 'little secret' you're in a lot of trouble.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 13:34, Reply)
Oh he won't do that
He is far too terrified of the consequences
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 13:45, Reply)
My dad is Bruce Lee.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 13:37, Reply)
And I'm Kenny Senior.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 13:38, Reply)
Are you Luke, 5?

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 13:44, Reply)
I'm quite disappointed nobody got this.
but, on the plus side, it probably elevates all your musical taste in my eyes.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 13:58, Reply)
Sorry, not a clue on this one.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 14:03, Reply)
that fucking atrocious JCB song by Nizpoli (sp)?
"said I'm Luke, I'm 5 and my dad's Bruce Lee
Drives me round in his JCB"
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 14:06, Reply)
I got it
but, like you said - it was a fucking atrocious song.
Nizlopi have now fucked off, but unfortunately Luke is still plying his trade around here.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 14:08, Reply)
I fucking love that song

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 14:12, Reply)
My dad is Monty Boyce.

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 13:38, Reply)
Eskimos have 300 different words for 'Roota'

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 13:39, Reply)
My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 13:39, Reply)
I'm Keyser Söze

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 8 Jul 2011, 13:41, Reply)
I'm Alfie Noakes

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 13:47, Reply)
I'm a reclusive billionaire secretly compiling a list of "nasty" and "nice" b3tans
Then I'm going to place the "nasty" b3tans in positions of power since the current crop of world leaders are far too wishy-washy.

The "nice" ones can be rendered down into Bentley Polish.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 13:48, Reply)
YOU CUNT!
Demands a senior position!
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 13:49, Reply)
Totally going to boast now.
I have saved somebody from drowning, which is kind of cool.

I have been told I'm a natural with a rifle, which kind of isn't.

I have climbed from one room to another across balconies on the outside of a hotel, several floors up, which was fucking stupid.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 13:50, Reply)
I'd go so far as awesome Kroney.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 13:58, Reply)
Yeah, I should go clambering over hotels more often

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 14:07, Reply)
...don't forget to remind us abourt
you excellent health
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 14:24, Reply)
Im
Shit at posting, obviously.

I have an office job and don't post on b3ta all day. And I only have one retake. Woop woop.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 13:54, Reply)
Woop Woop for you!

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 14:00, Reply)
Mainly 21s and 2 22s.
Considering I fully expected 3 retakes... One I expected to retake I got a 21 in. Lolol.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 14:02, Reply)
Congratulations hon!
*Blousie hugs*
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 14:02, Reply)
Tell us about the job as well!

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 14:03, Reply)
+ bie

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 14:06, Reply)
Good $k1llz

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 14:10, Reply)
yay for exam goodness!

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 14:25, Reply)
I can hit the fuck out of a softball. I've never played a game in my life.
And have only practiced two or three times, but when the pitch is right I'll whack the shit out of it.

Which is pretty awesome considering I've never truly played or practiced.
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 13:56, Reply)
We call softball 'rounders'

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 13:57, Reply)
we most certainly don't
unless, of course, you're being facetious.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 14:02, Reply)
I'm quite good at bowling on the rare occasions I actually go.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 13:58, Reply)
I'm not.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 13:59, Reply)
I used to represent Lancashire at bowling, in the under-14s
trufax.
(berk, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 14:19, Reply)
softballs are pretty big though, Krizzle.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 14:02, Reply)
Mine sure are.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 14:02, Reply)
*huffs*
Not this big
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 14:04, Reply)
Mine sure are.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 14:06, Reply)
groan

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 14:12, Reply)
In 1991 I made up a comical lie about my friend Paul McCaffrey, about what he supposedly got up to at a rave.
My friends went to see his act recently and this wind-up of mine is now part of his routine - he quotes it as the reason he left Winchester and why he seldom goes back.

GLESS.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 14:02, Reply)
details please

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 14:03, Reply)
I claimed that I caught him with his hands in the air during a live PA of 'Everybody's Free' by Rozalla, and that he was crying.
Little did I know it would be such a successful bullshit.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 14:09, Reply)
Everybody's freeeeeeee, to feel good
That one?
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 14:09, Reply)
Yep

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 14:12, Reply)
hahaha
Well it's a very deep song that speaks to your soul
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 14:10, Reply)
I am less of a spasticated cunt that i appear on this board
I am also generally pretty fearless and will therefore try anything
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 14:03, Reply)
*gazzes address*

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 14:06, Reply)
haha, nice work.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 14:06, Reply)
*girds loins*
*adopts "the position"*
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 14:08, Reply)
Brace yourself
she's coming in dry.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 14:10, Reply)
Monty is my meat puppet

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 14:04, Reply)
he guested on Nirvana's "unplugged" show in 1993?

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 14:10, Reply)
Oh you

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 14:11, Reply)
a meat puppet is another person who follows your instructions on what to post
a sock puppet is a second account you type as.

I'm not sure which is more believable, to be honest.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 14:45, Reply)
I'm actually a really good friend

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 14:08, Reply)
+ of Dorothy

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 14:09, Reply)
POTD

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 14:09, Reply)
Thank you Apey.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 14:10, Reply)
Open goal there
That's what I like about Darth - he sets 'em up for you to knock down.
Very sporting.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 14:11, Reply)
My skin has been scientifically proven to be the only material in the universal tougher than adamantium

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 14:13, Reply)

skin anus
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 8 Jul 2011, 14:14, Reply)
Think about it
However thick something is to begin with, does it retain that thickness after much stretching?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 14:17, Reply)
I was thinking more that you must have built up a fearsome callus

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 8 Jul 2011, 14:18, Reply)
You know those stretched lobe piercings a lot of young people (and I) have nowadays?
Regular penetration of the hole prevents scabbing.

;-)
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 14:21, Reply)
Scientifically proven to be tougher
than a made-up metal?

Impressive.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 14:15, Reply)
If there's one thing we B3tans value
it's factual accuracy over geekiness.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 14:17, Reply)
It's also the only thing thicker than Bobby

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 14:15, Reply)
Bra-vo.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 14:10, Reply)
I'm sure Darth would find a reason to give it a low score.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 14:12, Reply)
Well played, Mr TheDogFucker
That would be an 8 or 9 if I were still scoring, hence a click.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 14:12, Reply)
Woo!

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 14:14, Reply)
Women have said this to me too.
it does not make me happy.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 8 Jul 2011, 14:10, Reply)
virgin

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 14:11, Reply)
So if I'm Rik I take it you are Vyvian?
At least I haven't got a girls name.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 8 Jul 2011, 14:12, Reply)
The Young Ones was shit and not funny
I want nothing to do with it thank you very much, it was however better than that abortion 'Bottom', a program so base and crass in it's humour NoTW journalists looked down their noses at it.

/topical
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 14:14, Reply)
I was not the one who brought it into this conversation young man.

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 8 Jul 2011, 14:18, Reply)
Good point
Lets never speak of this again and pray for another quad bike accident
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 14:21, Reply)
OK
although 'm not sure what you have against Ozzy Osbourne.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 8 Jul 2011, 14:26, Reply)
Didn't Rik Mayall crash one as well?
EDIT: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rik_Mayall#Quad_bike_accident
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 14:30, Reply)
buggered if I know
I don't pay attention to these things, quite possible.

Edit: I really don't pay attention, do I? that was ages ago.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 8 Jul 2011, 14:30, Reply)
Ridiculous!
Not ridiculous that you're not a good friend but ridiculous that you should be unhappy about it.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 14:15, Reply)
I am a dweller in the fiend zone.
Hard as it may be to believe I think I may be too nice, and wimmins tend not to find this sexy, rather they use me to recover form the damage done by previous horrible partners and then dump me *plays very small violin*
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 8 Jul 2011, 14:22, Reply)
*weeps*

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 14:24, Reply)
Your problem is simply that you look like a massive bender.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 14:25, Reply)
This coming from you
with the girly locks?
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 8 Jul 2011, 14:28, Reply)
Don't forget the gay pleather jacket

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 14:29, Reply)
You cheeky cunt. That jacket is the best quality leather I've ever seen.
It was £400. Pleather you cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 14:39, Reply)
+looking like a larper

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 14:30, Reply)
What they said^
sorry Monters but you're more of a queen than I.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 8 Jul 2011, 14:34, Reply)
So how come I'm knee deep in gash and you're at home wanking over the Kay's catalogue?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 14:38, Reply)
oooh, two days in a row, that's brave

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 14:40, Reply)
FUCK YEAH.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 14:44, Reply)
I guess Lusty likes the
Plether Larper look and if you payed £400 for that you're more of a ponce than I thought.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 8 Jul 2011, 14:46, Reply)
I paid £200.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 14:47, Reply)
Still a silly amount for a Jacket
Guess you are either poncier or classier than me, take your pick, neither reeks of masculinity.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 8 Jul 2011, 14:51, Reply)
The trick is to maintain a slight degree of flirtation
If you get the balance right then should you find yourself single the sympathy shags should be lining up.

Obviously a hot girl describing you as a "really good friend" when you're single and trying to plow them is a distinctly undesirable state of affairs.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 14:15, Reply)
Don't worry. I think he's got that down to a tee.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 14:17, Reply)
Why thank you
*flutters eyelashes*
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 8 Jul 2011, 14:23, Reply)
It wasn't actually a compliment hon.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 14:27, Reply)
Bugger
*visibly deflates*
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 8 Jul 2011, 14:29, Reply)
See above^

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 8 Jul 2011, 14:23, Reply)
boys say that to me
I have many male friends who barely consider me female
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 14:22, Reply)
you have my sympathy Cap'n
for whatever little comfort that may be.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 8 Jul 2011, 14:25, Reply)
well, having mostly male friends
does mean I don't have to go shoe shopping or any of that girly shit
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 14:27, Reply)
This is a plus
and Come the Zombiepocalypse I bet you have an awesome plan.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 8 Jul 2011, 14:35, Reply)
I do
I was only discussing it the other day with some students who were perhaps a little surprised I was so prepared.

mainly because I read this www.amazon.co.uk/World-War-Z-Max-Brooks/dp/0715635964 which is an amazingly good read and warning against being lax in your zombie preparation
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 14:38, Reply)
I may have to order a copy
I am woefully under prepared.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 8 Jul 2011, 14:53, Reply)
it is so much better and more believable
than any zombie book has the right to be
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 14:56, Reply)
Ordered
only $4 from eBay, I suspect they will regret offering 1c shipping form Indianana but that is their problem, not mine, I'm in no hurry.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 8 Jul 2011, 15:06, Reply)
"friends" are pointless
the only reason they're there is to keep you from being lonely, or to give you something to do other than be around your partner all of the time
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 14:12, Reply)
And to lend you money that you don't then pay back - and to introduce you to their femal friends that you then give venereal diseases to.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 14:13, Reply)
I hate people, Monty.
I really do.
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 14:17, Reply)
You do seen to have quite crap friends though, you're always moaning about them
maybe get some new ones?
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 14:18, Reply)
I'm usually just moaning about my flatmate, but yesterday she caused a ridiculous fight of epic proportions with my other friends over something that was none of her business.
And it made me realise exactly how people are. My other friends are no better, they don't care about me, so fuck people.

I wouldn't even know where to begin with finding new friends.
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 14:20, Reply)
They have a way of turning up, don't worry about it.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 14:20, Reply)

zumba!
zumba!
ZUMBA!
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 14:22, Reply)
I should lose weight to get real friends?

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 14:23, Reply)
nah, just take up a new hobby
Zumba just seems to be everywhere these days
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 14:25, Reply)
Have you actually seen what that is?

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 14:27, Reply)
Gurning idiots salsa dancing with weights?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 14:28, Reply)
yeah but have you watched it?
it's a bit shit, imo
I couldn't do it
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 14:30, Reply)
the one I went to involved us dancing to
the birdie song
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 14:29, Reply)
HAHAHAHA
Wales is shit!
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 14:36, Reply)
I'm not going to argue
I'm not welsh
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 14:40, Reply)
*shakes hands*

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 14:22, Reply)
*shakes*

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 14:25, Reply)
*offers hand sanitiser*

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 14:28, Reply)
*notices all the boys have turned up in the yard*

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 14:33, Reply)
Misanthropy FTW
Now fuck off.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 14:31, Reply)
Friends are awesome and I couldn't be happy without mine.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 14:16, Reply)
You're lucky.
Because I no longer consider my "friends" friends.
They're all petty, immature, users. And I'm basically done with the human race.
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 14:18, Reply)
Get rid.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 14:19, Reply)
Don't need to, they got rid of me.

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 14:21, Reply)
I'm sad for you Krizzabelle; If I lived in Virginia I'd totally be your friend

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 14:23, Reply)
I can hear her sigh of relief from here.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 14:24, Reply)
That was a queef

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 14:26, Reply)
Were I new to B3ta I think I'd go with 'Queef Richards' as my nom de plume.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 14:28, Reply)
I'm better off alone, honestly.
Maybe it's me. I doubt it though, because I'm awesome.
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 14:24, Reply)
Fair dos...I'll take my friendship elsewhere
anyone?
anyone?
anyone?...
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 14:27, Reply)
Whatever. You said if you were HERE you'd be my friend.
But you're not.

This is like ultimate rejection TIMES TWO.
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 14:28, Reply)
Meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
The more the merrier IMHO
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 14:28, Reply)
+ TEP
/Mummy lolz
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 14:29, Reply)
*weaves friendship bracelet like it's 1992 *

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 14:33, Reply)
oh man
friendship bracelets - I'm want to make some now
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 14:35, Reply)
AAARGH FINISH YOUR FUCKING SENTENCE.
'Get rid'
'Come with'

I really hate that shit. Sorry, 'really hate'.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 14:23, Reply)
There is time to find new awesome friends K.
You're only young.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 14:19, Reply)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=tECCvdWEweA
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 14:23, Reply)
I'm sorry I could only listen to about 20 seconds of that.

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 14:27, Reply)
It's shit. But relevant.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 14:31, Reply)
Sounds like the perfect excuse to move to London !

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 14:32, Reply)
Haha! doesn't it.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 14:33, Reply)

Friends HUGE BREASTS

I think this works for most of us
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 14:18, Reply)

BREASTS COCKS
most of us me
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 14:24, Reply)
I got half day off work by just walking out when the boss wasn't around :)
I'm not much good at other stuff...um...I ran a business for a few years, that sounds pretty awesome, right?
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 14:20, Reply)
Just mention the breasts

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 14:21, Reply)
I'VE TOTALLY GOT REASONABLE SIZED BREASTS

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 14:22, Reply)
what's a reasonable size?

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 14:24, Reply)
E
but I'm a lardass so they don't look like particularly large bazungas
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 14:26, Reply)
Es are good

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 14:27, Reply)
F and loving it.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 14:29, Reply)
Mr C lolz

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 14:30, Reply)
THANK YOU!

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 14:31, Reply)
i got it too
I just didn't say so
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 14:32, Reply)
It wasn't that funny.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 14:32, Reply)
*retracts offer of friendship bracelet*

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 14:33, Reply)
Indian giver.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 14:34, Reply)
eh?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 14:38, Reply)

www.phrases.org.uk/meanings/202850.html
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 14:40, Reply)
she's being all racist and shit

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 14:40, Reply)
Best racist insult ever. Up there with 'Welshing on a deal'.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 14:40, Reply)
Also a good one is, 'play the white man'.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Play_the_white_man
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 14:42, Reply)
Hahahaa it really is.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 14:45, Reply)
There have been moments where I've nearly said that to my dusky bretheren.
I must have picked it up from my youth.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 14:48, Reply)
My dad used to say that to me all the time when I was a kid

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 14:51, Reply)
considering the history of white europeans
I thought it might mean someone who comes and visits, paints over all your own decorations, lives in your house for a bit, claims your degree certificate as their own, takes all your shit then leaves the place in a mess.
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 14:54, Reply)
'which was funny, really, because he was a massive coon'

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 14:55, Reply)
Es are good

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 14:30, Reply)
okay, you lot must have a different sizing system because here E would be like KP times 2

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 14:29, Reply)
*shrugs*
dunno, it's more than a decent handful.
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 14:32, Reply)
It's a fuck load more than a decent handful.

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 14:36, Reply)
It depends on back size.
I used to be a DD when I was a skinny monkey which looked barely there on my frame but on a size 28 say, they would be quite noticable.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 14:36, Reply)
okay, here a size 32 is super model skinny

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 14:37, Reply)
sorry ninjad, but yes you must have a different sizing system.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 14:38, Reply)
The number is the measurement around your chest under your breasts
the letter represents your cup size, i hope this helps.

/suits you
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 14:38, Reply)
and each letter it goes up
adds something like an inch to boob size,
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 14:40, Reply)
it doesn't here, you've got to subtract or add depending if it's miss or plus sizes

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 14:40, Reply)
I think we're mixing up dress size and
back size, here.
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 14:39, Reply)
David Icke is right
I am also a reptilian and am related on my reptilian father to the royal family and we live in a hollow earth.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 14:41, Reply)
*pulls off tail*

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 14:42, Reply)
Ugh, do you mind not doing that in here, please?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 14:48, Reply)
oh cool!
did I get your bit of the map right, then?
www.coll3ctive.co.uk/world/crunchy/rough-guide-to-the-interior-of-the-earth/
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 14:43, Reply)
Hahaha I like it!

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 14:50, Reply)

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