A birthday message from a personal hero of yours
"You, Julius Nicholson, being of a sound mind, with a body that looks like a giant sex toy, did knowingly do us up the shithole by passing confidential information to the enemy! And I am gonna have your guts as a skipping rope, and your lungs sun-dried and turned into your little fucking waistcoat!"

Happy birthday
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 15:30, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Malcolm?
It sounds Malcolm.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 8 Jul 2011, 15:31, Reply)

Jamie actually, but close enough
I IMDb'd it SPECIALLY cos I know Le Keloid is a huge fan of Jamie.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 15:34, Reply)

He is everything I aspire to be.
And I could get used to 'Le Keloid'
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 15:34, Reply)

I love Malcolm
But I think it's Jamie.
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 15:32, Reply)

Malcolm is proof
that swearing is clever. And big. And cool.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 8 Jul 2011, 15:36, Reply)

Absolutely

( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 15:39, Reply)

I believe what he actually proves
is that swearing is big and cool when done cleverly
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 15:40, Reply)