Even newer thread, but with a slightly more accurate grasp of the definition of 'awesome'.
Weekend plans?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 14:59, 182 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Drinking.
With some working and research for a new project thrown in for good measure.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 15:00, Reply)

what kind of project? something exciting?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 15:05, Reply)

solvency ii
Really not exciting at all.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 15:06, Reply)

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 15:07, Reply)

It is very much Zzzzz however, getting my head around it should result in
£££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 15:08, Reply)

nice
I may have a new project in a bit, was talking to one of my colleagues about 3 of us doing an exhibition of our work later this year. Means I kind of have to resolve some of my artwork into actual pieces - eek!
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 15:10, Reply)

That'll be fun though, won't it?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 15:13, Reply)

yes, in theory
other than my textiles stuff last year I've not exhibited work for about 7 or 8 years. I'm already convinced my work's not good enough and I've not even done it :(
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 15:15, Reply)

Have a little confidence Captain.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 15:16, Reply)

being an artist is all about
having no faith whatsoever in your ability to make anything aesthetically or conceptually beautiful or interesting.

Well for me it is
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 15:18, Reply)

What are you doing?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 15:01, Reply)

WHERE YOU GOING NOW, CHAZZEH?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 15:16, Reply)

Drinking with a B3tan and his lovely GF in Leeds on Saturday night.
Tonight gym and early night.
( girlinthehole, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 15:02, Reply)

don't forget you promised to sing me the theme to Loveboat this weekend.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 15:03, Reply)

Oh yes! I'd better print the lyrics off in case I forget.

( girlinthehole, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 15:04, Reply)

The looooove boat
Love exciting and new.......

Yeah, that's all I remember.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 8 Jul 2011, 15:05, Reply)

What B3tan are you boozing with?
I'm just wondering who your backing-singers will be.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 15:05, Reply)

Boss Keloid.

( girlinthehole, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 15:05, Reply)

Is he musical?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 15:06, Reply)

Sadly not

( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 15:10, Reply)

well make sure you remind Blousie that she promised to sing the theme to Loveboat to me.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 15:12, Reply)

I will indeed.
I'le learn it as well :)
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 15:12, Reply)

Woo-Hoo!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 15:13, Reply)

I've printed the lyrics out big for us to share.

( girlinthehole, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 15:14, Reply)

Hurrah!

( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 15:15, Reply)

I look forward to it.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 15:17, Reply)

none
I have completely forgotten to fill this weekend with fun. WHoops
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 15:02, Reply)

I've just woken up
Do you knw when you wake up after a daytime sleep and you're all trembly?
I feel wiped out. I am clearly dying of lazyitis. I'm glad I'm at home where I can play victim to its whims without getting fired.

I am now going to do some more of the stuff I promised to do when I took the day off. After this tea.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 15:03, Reply)

Don't push yourself too hard, Roota
It's a dangerous world out there.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 8 Jul 2011, 15:04, Reply)

All I really have left to do is some housework and to find a petticoat to lend to my mate, and to get dressed.
I've had a shower. I don't stink.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 15:09, Reply)

Oh that Thom Yorke suffers from that.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 15:08, Reply)

Hahahahaha

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 15:09, Reply)

^ This

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 15:09, Reply)

o-O

( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 15:11, Reply)

._O

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 15:12, Reply)

I'd have said more...
-_O
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 15:12, Reply)

He's a man of many faces
Mine was surprised Thom.
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 15:13, Reply)

or peeping Thom

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 15:14, Reply)

Zing!
*applauds*
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 15:15, Reply)

Sleeping Thom?
/ -
.-
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 15:20, Reply)

Last night on the way home from Marks'n'Sparks I noticed my local sushi place has half price thursdays, so I thought I'd give them another try.
It was alright, there were some good dishes there, but I went sushi-mad thinking "I WANT THIS, AND THIS, AND THIS", I had a HUGE plate for like £10, amazing, except I went to have one of the prawns and I pulled the tail bit and it was quite black, and after that I couldn't stop thinking about it so didn't have any more.

Then today at lunch there is a new sushi place that is 50% off so I thought I'll give it a try, but it costs double everywhere else so I ended up spending more on lunch for less than what I normally get. It's alright, bit borring to tell you the truth, won't be going back there again. HOWEVER, I did find a crepe place as I walked a different way, that does all sorts of savory and sweet creeps so that's going to be my new niche.

//////// that was a copy'n'paste from a 'new thread', but then I saw yours as soon as I posted so deleted it..... you're welcome, you can make it up to me by letting me have a go on your misses.

Tomo I'm going with Ma' to Homebase to see stuff to kit out my new flat.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 15:06, Reply)

I cannot see the appeal of crepes, myself.
I think they are fucking 'crepe', personally.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 15:10, Reply)

^ This

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 8 Jul 2011, 15:46, Reply)

Homebase is shit and expensive imho

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 15:11, Reply)

^ Definitely this

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 8 Jul 2011, 15:46, Reply)

Going to see Midnight Tango tomorrow night
This is nothing to do with my recent habit of fraternising with the stars of SCD, it's a coincidence. Other than that, no idea. Whatever I'm told, as usual
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 15:10, Reply)

Tango Cowboy
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 15:10, Reply)

Great film
Regardless of the gay
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 15:13, Reply)

'I'm bendin' here'

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 15:15, Reply)

Wedding and wedding anniversary

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 15:10, Reply)

dunno

( Kroney, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 15:13, Reply)

Sort passport out for me and Cow Jr Jr
to enable Disneyland Paris trip to go ahead. NOT WORK. Purchase red wine. Consume. Order curry. Consume. Sort out meal for 3rd Wedding anniversary
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 15:13, Reply)

Got my boy this weekend
So a nice quiet one, will take him to see my mum and thus combine being a Good Son with being an Awesome Dad. Multitasking FTW.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 8 Jul 2011, 15:15, Reply)

Genuinely read that as 'Masturbating FTW'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 15:17, Reply)

I think on that occassion
masturbating would be the most inappropriate thing to do. I wonder what the most inappropriate time to masturbate is?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 15:19, Reply)

Your mum's funeral?
'Ashes to ashes, dust to....DO YOU FUCKING MIND, OLD BOY?'
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 15:19, Reply)

over David Bowie?
dust to....DO YOU FUCKING MIND, OLD BOY? funk to funky.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 15:48, Reply)

At a child's funeral?

( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 15:20, Reply)

In front of a refuge for sexually abused women and children?

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 8 Jul 2011, 15:22, Reply)

whilst doing an image search for Andrea Dworkin

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 15:27, Reply)

after she'd carked it.

( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 15:29, Reply)

I'm going to add:
at a public execution
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 15:31, Reply)

of 100 disabled school children

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 15:33, Reply)

Whilst watching Schindler's List with your new girlfriend's grandparents in their Golder's Green home?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 15:56, Reply)

and with one reply
my otherwise fluffy post is derailed into something dirty and wrong.

*salutes*
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 8 Jul 2011, 15:21, Reply)

This entire sub-thread sums up b3ta

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 8 Jul 2011, 15:47, Reply)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Brb6oAyGKXM
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 15:21, Reply)

uncanny
so accurate
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 8 Jul 2011, 15:24, Reply)

lots and lots of drinking
because I have to see the evil M-I-L and it's the only way to cope
(DeeDee, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 15:18, Reply)

hippy bathday

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 15:34, Reply)

it's not until Nov 8th but thanks anyway ;)

(DeeDee, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 15:37, Reply)

hahah, missed!"

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 15:38, Reply)

that's what she said!

(DeeDee, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 15:43, Reply)

I shall casually mention that it is my birthday today.

( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 15:21, Reply)

HAPPY BIRTHDAY BK.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 15:25, Reply)

Thanks Monty
Thought I had internet-failed on a fucking massive level there.
Probably still have.
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 15:25, Reply)

Hizzle bizzle

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 15:25, Reply)

happy birthday!
what are you doing on the internet? (other than trying to get birthday wishes)
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 15:25, Reply)

Wasting time before beer o'clock in half an hour.
And thank you!
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 15:27, Reply)

oh em gee!
Happy birthday bee kay.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 8 Jul 2011, 15:26, Reply)

hp
bd
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 15:28, Reply)

A birthday message from a personal hero of yours
"You, Julius Nicholson, being of a sound mind, with a body that looks like a giant sex toy, did knowingly do us up the shithole by passing confidential information to the enemy! And I am gonna have your guts as a skipping rope, and your lungs sun-dried and turned into your little fucking waistcoat!"

Happy birthday
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 15:30, Reply)

Malcolm?
It sounds Malcolm.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 8 Jul 2011, 15:31, Reply)

Jamie actually, but close enough
I IMDb'd it SPECIALLY cos I know Le Keloid is a huge fan of Jamie.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 15:34, Reply)

He is everything I aspire to be.
And I could get used to 'Le Keloid'
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 15:34, Reply)

I love Malcolm
But I think it's Jamie.
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 15:32, Reply)

Malcolm is proof
that swearing is clever. And big. And cool.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 8 Jul 2011, 15:36, Reply)

Absolutely

( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 15:39, Reply)

I believe what he actually proves
is that swearing is big and cool when done cleverly
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 15:40, Reply)

Happy birthday
man-who-made-me-listen-to-Clutch
( Kroney, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 15:36, Reply)

2nd time lucky
HIPPY BATHDAY
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 15:38, Reply)

Happy Birthday.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 15:40, Reply)

Can somebody please remind me
that murder is never acceptable.

Please?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 8 Jul 2011, 15:22, Reply)

is he talking during a film again?

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 15:23, Reply)

Worse!

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 8 Jul 2011, 15:24, Reply)

if you murder them with your boobs it's perfectly okay

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 15:25, Reply)

I could probably suffocate him and make it look like an 'accident'

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 8 Jul 2011, 15:26, Reply)

And they may even thank you for it

( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 15:26, Reply)

There's probably a whole sub-category of snuff porn in this

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 15:52, Reply)

Snoring during a film?

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 15:26, Reply)

He has lost some documents in the syunning filing system that is 'the floor of his study'
Not only does he expect me to know what he's looking for and where to find it, he whines like a small child when it takes longer than three seconds.

nnnnnnnggggghhhhhhhh
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 8 Jul 2011, 15:28, Reply)

They will be in the last place that he looks
so he should look their first to save time. I hope this helps
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 15:32, Reply)

Erm...
Make him fucking find them?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 15:32, Reply)

tears and recriminations
and tantrums
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 8 Jul 2011, 15:34, Reply)

Isn't it entirely his fault?
Also, tantrums and tears? He's 66!
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 15:36, Reply)

He is old enough to know better
unless he's forgotten how
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 15:39, Reply)

He is a boy.
That's what boys do. It is also why they need a girl to look after them.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 8 Jul 2011, 15:39, Reply)

If I lost something and then whined at Ms Foxtrot to find it
I would get shrift shorter than Chompy's cock
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 15:41, Reply)

should have married a man then ;)

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 15:43, Reply)

are you sure you're not married to my ex wife?
the similarities are quite striking.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 8 Jul 2011, 15:32, Reply)

I HAVE NO PLANS!

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 15:28, Reply)

Me neither!
except spousicide.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 8 Jul 2011, 15:30, Reply)

I think we should get to decide what you do, and you must do it
like the guy who rolls a dice for every decision
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 15:31, Reply)

Go on then.

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 15:43, Reply)

I think you should go horseriding out in the country side

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 15:47, Reply)

I have no horse.

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 15:50, Reply)

borrow one

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 15:51, Reply)

I know that, get your arse down to a riding centre
A bit of excercise, some fresh air and fun will perk you up!
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 15:53, Reply)

What you need is someone who has a horse outside

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 15:54, Reply)

I'm on a horse.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 16:08, Reply)

Out for dinner tonight
might play a bit of golf. Work, I imagine, as per. Other than that, nothing much. Rock and roll, right here.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 15:36, Reply)

Golf is properly rock'n'roll
Iggy Pop mentions it on those Swiftcover adverts so it must be
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 15:37, Reply)

ALICE COOPER PLAYS GOLF
and he's not a massive turd at all. No way.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 15:41, Reply)

almost everyone that plays golf is a massive cunt
but then, I'm a massive cunt, as we've established.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 15:42, Reply)

I played PGA Golf European Tour on the Megadrive for many many hours
Does that count?
( Peej, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 15:59, Reply)

Given that make-up is designed to make one look younger
I can't help but wonder just how horribly dessicated he must look without it
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 15:43, Reply)

This

( Peej, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 16:10, Reply)

You don't seem like enough of a bellend to play golf

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 15:39, Reply)

It doesn't work quite like that up here.
It's just a pastime not a status symbol and a lot of the courses are public.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 15:42, Reply)

This weekend holds no allure for me at all.
I cannot muster up any enthusiasm for anything. I'm seeing my daughter tomorrow night and Sunday morning which will of course be wonderful, but on the whole I feel distinctly 'meh'.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 15:40, Reply)

Is there anything on BBC4 this evening to keep you amused?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 15:42, Reply)

Dunno.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 16:06, Reply)

Cheer up, you never know, you might die in your sleep

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 15:42, Reply)

Feeling oddly similar
although with more parent time to look forward too. I think life has just been too much fun lately so normality seems dull.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 8 Jul 2011, 15:42, Reply)

OK! I have a plan
gonna set up my website again. Now I've said it on here I actually have to do it
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 15:46, Reply)

You've said that on here before.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 15:46, Reply)

yeah, but it's going to happen now
especially if I have to do an exhibition soon
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 15:47, Reply)

Yeah, do it
I'm sure it'd be well good and I promise not to poke fun much at all.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 8 Jul 2011, 15:50, Reply)

I'm not going to post it on here!
People will find out my real name and stuff - also I need to maintain the illusion that I might actually be good
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 15:52, Reply)

haha
Artbitch by CSS just turned up on a random burn Cd I was playing
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 15:54, Reply)

aww.
*big doleful eyes* if you gaz me the address I promise not to tell anyone, honest, and I do rather suspect I'd like, or at least be interested in your stuff.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 8 Jul 2011, 15:57, Reply)

hmm, OK
but don't get too excited, I don't do pretty pictures
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 16:00, Reply)

Tell ya what
as quid pro quo, I'll try to find something of mine you can laugh at, I'm proper shit me.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 8 Jul 2011, 16:02, Reply)

oo, go on, then!

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 16:03, Reply)

Patience Child
I'll have to get home, take a picture of "The Only Picture I Ever Painted" which is shit, but I painted it so it hangs on the wall and upload said picture to t'internet. Probably about 9:30 tonight your should find something in you Gaz box.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 8 Jul 2011, 16:09, Reply)

I shall look forwards to it
i once painted a terrible picture of a squirrel. I left it at the ex-husband's house - revenge!
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 16:14, Reply)

Don't look forward too much.
I've Gazzed you a cock pic to keep you entertained meanwhile.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 8 Jul 2011, 16:17, Reply)

woah! that kept me properly entertained

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 16:23, Reply)

That's what all the Laydeez say
you can now see why I have the track record with women that I do.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 8 Jul 2011, 16:26, Reply)

well 6 minutes worth of entertainment isn't
all that bad
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 16:28, Reply)

Woo, Yay!
what website?
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 8 Jul 2011, 15:46, Reply)

my artwork stuff
photos and stuff. I have a shitty flash one, and I did make a nice one I think Jeff saw, but then I let the subscription lapse and they deleted it all :(
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 15:47, Reply)

I did see it.
Have you lost all of the stories that went with the pictures?

(It was like the photocase book in the problem pages of The Sun for those who are wondering)
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 15:49, Reply)

no, all that stuff is backed up all over the place
as it was part of my MA

Photostories in the Sun are the highest form of art
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 15:50, Reply)

Gig tonight...a comedy night which has a band on to close the proceedings
So an evening of depressingly bad comedy followed by some hilariously bad music. Or something like that.

And have offered to do some DIY for Lampers on Sunday. Place your bets now on whether Ikea flatpack furniture can land me in A&E.
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 15:48, Reply)

I thought with your limp wrists you'd love being surrounded by wood.

( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 15:49, Reply)

Well, I'm rather hoping that if I can successfully assemble this closet
I'll have something to hide in.
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 15:51, Reply)

Genius.

( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 15:54, Reply)

I'll be sitting in watching TV and being sober tomorrow night..
..while the missus is off on a girlie night in sunny Northampton. Apart from the staying sober I'm easily the winner here.
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 15:55, Reply)

Northampton is
FUCKING SHIT
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 8 Jul 2011, 15:56, Reply)

Amen brother

( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 15:57, Reply)

Spend time with the kids
and not being talked to by the wife.

Win win really.
( Peej, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 15:58, Reply)

Still frosty is it?
have you not put the oven glove back in the correct place yet?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 15:59, Reply)

Very
On the plus side I have always wanted to grow a beard to see what it looked like and she has always complained until I shaved. I am currently sporting a fine unkempt beard and to make things worse for her all her family keep commenting on how good it looks.

And I wonder why she hates me so much.
( Peej, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 16:06, Reply)

Does it not feel weird writing that your wife hates you?
is there no chance for reconciliation?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 16:07, Reply)

I'm hoping its hormonal due to the baby popping out of her tumkin 4 months ago
so I am holding off running away in case she gets better.
( Peej, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 16:08, Reply)

this doesn't sound 100% good

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 16:01, Reply)

I know its nothing like as bad a Monty has it
But the kids are asleep when I leave for work and in bed when I get home. Weekends are great because I get to take Akira to her Ballet lesson and then play silly games all day.
( Peej, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 16:07, Reply)

It's a good tune
but I don't think I could listen to it all day.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=NteFmrIN-VM
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 16:22, Reply)

Oh dear Monty.

( Peej, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 16:24, Reply)

Tonight I'm visiting my good lady
where I will probably give her a damn good seeing to before she makes my dinner.

Tomorrow and Sunday I will be playing cricket, weather permitting. There will be beer to follow, both days.

If the cricket's off, I'll be at the gym.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 8 Jul 2011, 16:01, Reply)

LAD!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 16:02, Reply)