Never fear, I'm here.
Someone just asked me to bring stuff to a gluten-free barbecue next weekend. I offered two kilos of ribs and plenty of flavour. He's not budging. Food intolerances. People who'd otherwise be dead.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 9 Jul 2011, 21:04, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

do ribs have gluten in then?
/doesn't understand
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 9 Jul 2011, 21:14, Reply)

You're pretty much okay
as long s there's no flour or anything in the dressing.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 9 Jul 2011, 21:16, Reply)

I don't know, apparently he's a diabetic coeliac, whatever the hell that is.
Personally I think if you're allergic to peanuts the universe already has something against you.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 9 Jul 2011, 21:21, Reply)

Also, I say this every year but women's football is wonderful for the same reason women like rugby.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 9 Jul 2011, 21:21, Reply)

that's what I thought
so Noel's post doesn't make sense amirite?
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 9 Jul 2011, 21:21, Reply)

Since when have I ever made any sense whatsoever and what's wrong with marshmallows.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 9 Jul 2011, 21:22, Reply)

Noel doesn't make sense.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 9 Jul 2011, 21:22, Reply)

Jeez, first time I properly post in a month and I'm getting attitude.
I'm disgusted, b3th. DISGUSTED.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 9 Jul 2011, 21:23, Reply)

Actually I'm laughing, I've got daughter and her mate cooking me pizza in the other room and I'm watching newish Futurama.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 9 Jul 2011, 21:24, Reply)

alright for some
I'm watching the Bill Hicks docu, it's very good.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 9 Jul 2011, 21:30, Reply)

Now getting all the old Futurama.
I do love it, I reckon daughter'll enjoy it. It makes me giggle and I wish I didn't have some of the same thoughts as Fry.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 9 Jul 2011, 21:32, Reply)

Sorry Noel
I'm drunk. And silly.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 9 Jul 2011, 21:39, Reply)

You're great, no doubt about it.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 9 Jul 2011, 22:00, Reply)

You're right there.
I'm *fab*
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 9 Jul 2011, 22:03, Reply)

multicoloured and covered in sprinkles?

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 9 Jul 2011, 22:12, Reply)

Always ready to launch in case of international emergency.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 9 Jul 2011, 22:16, Reply)

thunderbirdlols

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 9 Jul 2011, 22:18, Reply)

strikethrough a end strikethrough more like
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 9 Jul 2011, 22:39, Reply)

*smirks*

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 9 Jul 2011, 22:41, Reply)

Are you calling me fat?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 9 Jul 2011, 22:41, Reply)

only if it gets you into bed
with Gonz...
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 9 Jul 2011, 23:03, Reply)