Evening.
I'm meant to be going out this evening but I'm far too hungover to make it.

What are you doing, what have you done and what plans have you changed this weekend?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 9 Jul 2011, 19:15, 144 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Here is a picture of my Ma's BFF with Simon Amstell and one of his producers, getting inspiration for the next showing of Grandma's Hosue
d.imgb.in/imgbin_4e189aecce4f59.11687105.png
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 9 Jul 2011, 19:18, Reply)

And it's title on FB is "Nice boys !!!!!"

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 9 Jul 2011, 19:19, Reply)

Is she making a wanker sign behind Amstells back?

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Sat 9 Jul 2011, 19:32, Reply)

I won on the eurolottery

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Sat 9 Jul 2011, 19:20, Reply)

There is no cosmic justice

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sat 9 Jul 2011, 19:21, Reply)

£5.80 it was, hardly worth the effort, I'll leave it another year or two, it's all over rated.

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Sat 9 Jul 2011, 19:24, Reply)

I won six quid the other week. It is a bit shit

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sat 9 Jul 2011, 19:25, Reply)

The lottery's for losers Bobby
The real winners bet on bare knuckle boxing matches out the back of a kebab shop in Chalk Farm
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Sat 9 Jul 2011, 19:27, Reply)

I'm boxing someone soon, just for practice but should be fun

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sat 9 Jul 2011, 19:27, Reply)

I'll promote you for the next lot, you best fight dirty if you want to stand any chance
Some cunt had an ear off at the last one
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Sat 9 Jul 2011, 19:30, Reply)

Is it like this sort of thing?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=xyfmD1lgaLk
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 9 Jul 2011, 19:34, Reply)

Without the gloves, yer
I'd bet against Bobby if I were you
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Sat 9 Jul 2011, 19:38, Reply)

Are you watching the women's footie?

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sat 9 Jul 2011, 19:20, Reply)

Yeah.
It's shit.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 9 Jul 2011, 19:22, Reply)

Fucking dire save for the French lookers

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sat 9 Jul 2011, 19:23, Reply)

PHOOAARLOOKATTHETITSONTHAT

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Sat 9 Jul 2011, 19:24, Reply)

I@DTAPTHATBITCHPHOAARRR

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Sat 9 Jul 2011, 19:25, Reply)

I@DTEARHERANEWARSEHOLEPHOAAARRRR

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Sat 9 Jul 2011, 19:25, Reply)

Bompastor is particularly lovely

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sat 9 Jul 2011, 19:26, Reply)

Will they be swapping shirts at the end

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 9 Jul 2011, 19:27, Reply)

PPPHOOOOOAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
KEBABSOUTANDEVERYTHING
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Sat 9 Jul 2011, 19:28, Reply)

Been for tapas. Going to stay home now and watch tv while sipping fahn wahns.
Someone changed his plans to stay one more night with me and I think he's regretting it already.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 9 Jul 2011, 19:26, Reply)

Is he tapp(as)ed out?

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sat 9 Jul 2011, 19:27, Reply)

Agnostic fucking loves his tapas

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Sat 9 Jul 2011, 19:28, Reply)

how was the walk?
Did you get him in the matching cagoule?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 9 Jul 2011, 19:33, Reply)

I planned to go on the pier this weekend
but I couldn't get there because it's T4 on the beach and the place is mobbed....
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 9 Jul 2011, 19:36, Reply)

Lies.
(About the pier)
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 9 Jul 2011, 19:37, Reply)

busted.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 9 Jul 2011, 19:37, Reply)

McFly

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 9 Jul 2011, 19:38, Reply)

I fucking knew that was coming next.
/psychic blog.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 9 Jul 2011, 19:39, Reply)

Going to the pub or doing anything exciting this evening?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 9 Jul 2011, 19:43, Reply)

mr b3th appears to be watching Jurassic Park 3
I've just made myself a big pina colada, and am contemplating tea.

what are you going to do now instead of going out?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 9 Jul 2011, 19:45, Reply)

Staying in. Obviously.
I've sorted out a lot of clothes to take to a charity shop, I've got some work I could/should be doing and I need to turn my thoughts to dinner.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 9 Jul 2011, 19:47, Reply)

Work should never be done on a Saturday night
unless you work in the hospitality industry.

What are we having for tea then? I'm seriously thinking about the Dolmio microwave pasta option.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 9 Jul 2011, 19:50, Reply)

I thinking about taking the lazy option and phoning the nice people who will bring me a curry.
It's either that, or going to the shops.

I'll only work this evening because I haven't really got time tomorrow, and I've got a new project starting on Monday, so I need to get a few things finished.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 9 Jul 2011, 19:52, Reply)

Ah, fair enough.
Don't work too hard though. Did you get serenaded yet?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 9 Jul 2011, 19:55, Reply)

Not yet.
I'm sure Blousie is drinking herself into a Winehouse state of confusion.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 9 Jul 2011, 19:59, Reply)

I might do that too.
This pina colada is actually not half bad.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 9 Jul 2011, 20:03, Reply)

Hello b3th.
I've cooked such a lovely dinner for dinner tonight that it's got me thinking.... "C'mon Gonz, you're good looking, you're a good cook, you're funny and you're generious. Ok, so you're medioca at sex, but you taught yourself HTML, you can learn to be good at that too..... how comes you're still on the shelf when Jeff is up to his nuts in guts every other week?".
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 9 Jul 2011, 19:58, Reply)

I really can't imagine, Gonz.
You should be chasing them off with a shitty stick.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 9 Jul 2011, 20:03, Reply)

If my stick is shitty, then I wouldn't be needing to..... Oh man, I just Sad Faced myself.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 9 Jul 2011, 20:10, Reply)

Don't you know any Yentas, Gonz?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 9 Jul 2011, 20:12, Reply)

Bubalas, yentas, shishkas, Gos... I'm not too bothered.
I think if I was going to frankinestine from here, I'd pick.....

- Berk's looks,
- your sense of [don't know what it's called, just 'conversation' or something, donno, I just mean I like talking to you],
- Roota's sense of hard work
- BGB's "I'll travel to meet people" thing.
- Tourette's sense of familness
- Crunchy's sense of adventure
- Lusty's friendlyness
- Clendrix's boobs.
- Chickenlady's prose and laughter
- Lampito for her housemate (only joking.... she's cool to talk too)
- TGB's take-no-shit'ness, and her patients for not throtaling me on so many occasions.
- Swipy's way to work a crowd.
- Anyone who I've missed out who has nice attributes too.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 9 Jul 2011, 20:23, Reply)

Oh right
my looks aren't good enough for you then???
huh? huh? huh?






Honestly Gonz, you should know men can't ever win when comparing females.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 9 Jul 2011, 20:26, Reply)

Why do you feel you needed to point out your looks above the other attributes?
I'm not saying looks aren't important, but why so much enphisis on that ? Wouldn't you prefer that I enjoy your company over I like looking at your pictures?
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 9 Jul 2011, 20:29, Reply)

I can totally turn this around.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 9 Jul 2011, 20:30, Reply)

because I know my company is ace
but I have no confidence in my looks.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 9 Jul 2011, 20:30, Reply)

Is that a recent development? What lead you to think that?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 9 Jul 2011, 20:34, Reply)

Years and years of being told I was a fat munter, Gonz.
I didn't enjoy my teenage years.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 9 Jul 2011, 20:35, Reply)

I have a genuine hatred of people who intentionally take someone's self esteem from them.
As someone who hardly has any, in real life, I think it's horrific to take it from someone. Sure, a jibe is one thing, and an in-joke is cute, but when that turns into genuine self doubt, it's terrible. I don't know why people do it, it'll inevitably lead to some sort of negative consiquence for all involved.

Making someone feel shit about themselves is so easy too, it's not clever, anyone with a noggin can do it.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 9 Jul 2011, 20:41, Reply)

However, if it lowers your standard to get me some nookie, then I'll buy him a pint.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 9 Jul 2011, 20:47, Reply)

Him?
You mean them! Like, every boy at my school, and a large proportion of the girls too.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 9 Jul 2011, 20:48, Reply)

Totally not stretching to that round, I'll donate a few quid to the red cross their name or something instead.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 9 Jul 2011, 20:51, Reply)

I suspect that people who did are generally douchenozzles these days

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 9 Jul 2011, 20:46, Reply)

I'm guessing you're talking about a different Jeff to me.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 9 Jul 2011, 20:07, Reply)

He probably has a butcher called Jeff.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 9 Jul 2011, 20:08, Reply)

I'm eating popcorn and watching films with the kids
Looney Tunes: Back In Action is far better than you'd imagine. I think they want to watch a Pokemon movie next. Might see if I can tempt them away from that with Predator. (the missus is out clubbing with her gal pals for the night so I have carte blanche to warp my kids minds)

Are you all monkeys yet?
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Sat 9 Jul 2011, 20:22, Reply)

Kids will love Predator
and it will stop them ever asing you to take them to the park again....
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 9 Jul 2011, 20:23, Reply)

I've always favoured 80s ultraviolence over fresh air and physical activities
So it's all good! If it bleeds, etc...
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Sat 9 Jul 2011, 20:26, Reply)

A shite in a bra
Went out today, fannying about with my new camera. Decided to stop at this abandoned place that served as temporary accomodation for travellers and gyppos etc. Basically small mini dwellings with only a kitchen and bathroom. Enough for a little respite.

Anyways they are all fucked, some burnt out etc, lots of grafitti, the usual gayblade 'large cock required' type stuff. So I was mooching about, taking photos of said squalour when I happened upon a small 'altar' of bra's and pants. Very weird and a bit unsettling. There was also some womans shoes, stockings, cardigans and even a bra with a shit in it. I made sure I documented the lot then left, hurriedly.

Pics to follow.
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Sat 9 Jul 2011, 20:27, Reply)

That sounds nice.
You should send a spread to Homes & Gardens magazine.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 9 Jul 2011, 20:28, Reply)

I think 'Concrete Quenders' would be more interested

(Cancer Joy was short lived, Sat 9 Jul 2011, 20:32, Reply)

I'm thinking about getting a bit tanked this evening
got some films to watch, currently having a beer but might move to wine.

I've got Drive Angry and The Warriors Way (cowboys vs ninjas) as well as American: The Bill Hicks Story which I should probably watch first as I suspect it requires a functioning brain.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 9 Jul 2011, 20:40, Reply)

That sounds like a good idea.
I'm making quite a head start on that myself.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 9 Jul 2011, 20:41, Reply)

Save Drive Angry for last
The lesser the functioning brain the more enjoyable the movie may appear. I really want to see that Bill Hicks doc.
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Sat 9 Jul 2011, 20:45, Reply)

Dale Winton just said "Do you want me to take 'Bottom' as your answer?"
I bet it's not the first time he's said that.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 9 Jul 2011, 20:47, Reply)

Never fear, I'm here.
Someone just asked me to bring stuff to a gluten-free barbecue next weekend. I offered two kilos of ribs and plenty of flavour. He's not budging. Food intolerances. People who'd otherwise be dead.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 9 Jul 2011, 21:04, Reply)

do ribs have gluten in then?
/doesn't understand
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 9 Jul 2011, 21:14, Reply)

You're pretty much okay
as long s there's no flour or anything in the dressing.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 9 Jul 2011, 21:16, Reply)

I don't know, apparently he's a diabetic coeliac, whatever the hell that is.
Personally I think if you're allergic to peanuts the universe already has something against you.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 9 Jul 2011, 21:21, Reply)

Also, I say this every year but women's football is wonderful for the same reason women like rugby.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 9 Jul 2011, 21:21, Reply)

that's what I thought
so Noel's post doesn't make sense amirite?
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 9 Jul 2011, 21:21, Reply)

Since when have I ever made any sense whatsoever and what's wrong with marshmallows.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 9 Jul 2011, 21:22, Reply)

Noel doesn't make sense.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 9 Jul 2011, 21:22, Reply)

Jeez, first time I properly post in a month and I'm getting attitude.
I'm disgusted, b3th. DISGUSTED.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 9 Jul 2011, 21:23, Reply)

Actually I'm laughing, I've got daughter and her mate cooking me pizza in the other room and I'm watching newish Futurama.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 9 Jul 2011, 21:24, Reply)

alright for some
I'm watching the Bill Hicks docu, it's very good.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 9 Jul 2011, 21:30, Reply)

Now getting all the old Futurama.
I do love it, I reckon daughter'll enjoy it. It makes me giggle and I wish I didn't have some of the same thoughts as Fry.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 9 Jul 2011, 21:32, Reply)

Sorry Noel
I'm drunk. And silly.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 9 Jul 2011, 21:39, Reply)

You're great, no doubt about it.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 9 Jul 2011, 22:00, Reply)

You're right there.
I'm *fab*
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 9 Jul 2011, 22:03, Reply)

multicoloured and covered in sprinkles?

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 9 Jul 2011, 22:12, Reply)

Always ready to launch in case of international emergency.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 9 Jul 2011, 22:16, Reply)

thunderbirdlols

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 9 Jul 2011, 22:18, Reply)

strikethrough a end strikethrough more like
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 9 Jul 2011, 22:39, Reply)

*smirks*

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 9 Jul 2011, 22:41, Reply)

Are you calling me fat?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 9 Jul 2011, 22:41, Reply)

only if it gets you into bed
with Gonz...
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 9 Jul 2011, 23:03, Reply)

How is everyone doing?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 9 Jul 2011, 22:23, Reply)

drunk. Feel sick.
Almost through the second of my three WRs.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 9 Jul 2011, 22:24, Reply)

Good work.
I've still not seen the most recent one, I might do that later.

How drunk are you?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 9 Jul 2011, 22:26, Reply)

Not very. I'm not a good drinker.
Two double rums. No food.

How are you now?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 9 Jul 2011, 22:27, Reply)

I've had a couple of cans, so I feel better now.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 9 Jul 2011, 22:32, Reply)

Hair of the dog?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 9 Jul 2011, 22:35, Reply)

Yeap!
hahaha.

I'm not getting on a session though, just a few levellers and I'll be ready for bed.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 9 Jul 2011, 22:38, Reply)

I've finished WR2
Just watching the news and then I'll be off too.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 9 Jul 2011, 22:39, Reply)

finished the Bill Hicks Story
not sure I want to watch some cheesy romp now.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 9 Jul 2011, 22:47, Reply)

I went to a bbq and it was nice
but I'm still full of a cold which makes me feel tired all the time.

you over your hangover yet?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 9 Jul 2011, 22:44, Reply)

Yeah, I've had a few cans and that's sorted me right out Captain.
Was there a fine selection of food at your barbie, and did you have a few nice drinks too?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 9 Jul 2011, 22:54, Reply)

i drove there and I'm on the lemsip, so no drinks
but between ribs, boar sausages and chilli sausages I had my fill of pork products*

*only in this sense, though, a good thing given the company, though
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 9 Jul 2011, 22:59, Reply)

Why, was it a barbecue hosted by the Terrance Higgins Trust?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 9 Jul 2011, 23:02, Reply)

i don't know what that is

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 9 Jul 2011, 23:02, Reply)

AIDS charity I fink

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sat 9 Jul 2011, 23:07, Reply)

It's an AIDS charity.
Which is why I thought you were delighted you avoided being porked. Basically, I was being very funny. AND YOU RUINED IT.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 9 Jul 2011, 23:07, Reply)

heh
nah - just old larp friends

edit to your edit: sorry, I am a joke breaker, I did it to someone yesterday, too
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 9 Jul 2011, 23:08, Reply)

You should make up some sort of Larping car sticker
*Old Larpers don't die, they just take another potion*

Or something.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 9 Jul 2011, 23:08, Reply)

...do it with latex-covered weapons?
or something
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 9 Jul 2011, 23:10, Reply)

Or something.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 9 Jul 2011, 23:19, Reply)

hey I'm ill
i can't always be hilarious
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 9 Jul 2011, 23:19, Reply)

Have you just got a bit of a cold.
Or are you properly ill, with man flu.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 9 Jul 2011, 23:22, Reply)

its the kind of cold that
isn't so much about a bunged up nose as all your limbs aching. I suspect a fatal dose of hyperchondria
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 9 Jul 2011, 23:24, Reply)

Send the pigs to the chemist.
They could get you some sort of cure.

Although I have to say I'm amazed you went to a larping event and no one had a potion with them that would have helped.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 9 Jul 2011, 23:25, Reply)

it wasn't larping. Larpers aren't always larping
although most of the conversation was about larp characters
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 9 Jul 2011, 23:26, Reply)

I'll bet someone from the 'real world' would have been bored out of their mind listening to that.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 9 Jul 2011, 23:29, Reply)

yeah
to be fair it was largely about a system I don't play, so it wasn't all meaningful to me, either
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 9 Jul 2011, 23:29, Reply)

understand your reticence

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sat 9 Jul 2011, 23:09, Reply)

bloody larpers

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 9 Jul 2011, 23:09, Reply)

You're forgiven.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 9 Jul 2011, 23:10, Reply)

Many (pork) swords?

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sat 9 Jul 2011, 23:09, Reply)

hot meat injection

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 9 Jul 2011, 23:11, Reply)

captain!
I'm pondering a fried egg sandwich. I have sausage but that would take too long.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 9 Jul 2011, 23:09, Reply)

poached egg is better

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 9 Jul 2011, 23:10, Reply)

never poached an egg
fried is as fancy as I get.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 9 Jul 2011, 23:23, Reply)

Poaching eggs is wrong.
You might get shot by a game keeper.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 9 Jul 2011, 23:24, Reply)

Add a bit of Lea and Perrins.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 9 Jul 2011, 23:10, Reply)

i still owe you a random burn - sorry
I forgot to buy CDs

I owe B3th one, too
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 9 Jul 2011, 23:11, Reply)

so does Rory
I'm not angry just disappointed. And I made that prostitute pretend to be a LARPEr before I strangled him. I mean her.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 9 Jul 2011, 23:26, Reply)

uh, OK
I'll try and remember to do them this week

/backs away slowly
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 9 Jul 2011, 23:27, Reply)

I'm sure there's a 24 hour place that sells CDs
just saying.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 9 Jul 2011, 23:31, Reply)

I need to make the cover nice, too
I designed it and everything, but then I lost the print out I did at work

and my dog ate it
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 9 Jul 2011, 23:32, Reply)

*Spidey senses detect FIBS*

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 9 Jul 2011, 23:33, Reply)

I forgive you
mostly because I just had a fried egg sandwich with large quantities of brown sauce.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 9 Jul 2011, 23:50, Reply)

I had a big moment today
my dad actually asked my advice about Photoshop - a computer program! My dad knows everything about computers (at least this is how it is in my head) and it's now like I'm a proper grown up or something
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 9 Jul 2011, 23:29, Reply)

Don't worry
we'll never expect you to behave like an adult.

(congrats)
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 9 Jul 2011, 23:33, Reply)

good news
I was in an academic parade this week, too, so I think I need to do something childish to balance it out
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 9 Jul 2011, 23:34, Reply)

Have you made your sandwich, yet?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 9 Jul 2011, 23:34, Reply)

see above

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 9 Jul 2011, 23:52, Reply)

congrats, must feel good.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sat 9 Jul 2011, 23:34, Reply)

it's a bit weird, to be honest
perhaps he's conceded I have a proper job, now
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 9 Jul 2011, 23:35, Reply)

you're a teacher
don't get much properer, nighty night.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sat 9 Jul 2011, 23:36, Reply)

those who can't, teach
wait! that was a joke, btw - i wasn't putting myself down again
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 9 Jul 2011, 23:36, Reply)

loada bollocks that saying

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sat 9 Jul 2011, 23:37, Reply)

jiggling funbags
off to bed, not that I was really here anyway.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sat 9 Jul 2011, 23:35, Reply)

night!

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 9 Jul 2011, 23:36, Reply)