b3ta.com qotw
You are not logged in. Login or Signup
Home » Question of the Week » Off Topic » Post 1273209 | Search
This is a question Off Topic

Are you a QOTWer? Do you want to start a thread that isn't a direct answer to the current QOTW? Then this place, gentle poster, is your friend.

(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
Pages: Latest, 837, 836, 835, 834, 833, ... 1

« Go Back | See The Full Thread

What if wishes were horses?

(, Sun 10 Jul 2011, 17:49, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
Beggers would ride.

(, Sun 10 Jul 2011, 17:50, Reply)
If turnips were watches

(, Sun 10 Jul 2011, 17:51, Reply)
You'd be able to tell the time and have a tasty snack.

(, Sun 10 Jul 2011, 17:54, Reply)
turnips aren't that tasty.

(, Sun 10 Jul 2011, 17:56, Reply)
Tell that to Baldrick.

(, Sun 10 Jul 2011, 17:58, Reply)
you'd have a shit load of horses
and spend your whole life mucking out
(, Sun 10 Jul 2011, 17:51, Reply)
But surely having a shit load of horses would imply I've got shit loads of wishes.
Seeing that wishing for more wishes would have made me a douche, I hereby annouce that you, Captain. Are indeed a douche.

Awaits 'oh, but I've got a cold' excuses to start
(, Sun 10 Jul 2011, 17:53, Reply)
I'm not sure how I became a douche in this scenario
I think I may have called you a douche by implying you wanted lots of horses/wishes
(, Sun 10 Jul 2011, 17:54, Reply)
You've become the douche 'cos I say so.
Is that good enough?
(, Sun 10 Jul 2011, 17:55, Reply)
oh :(

(, Sun 10 Jul 2011, 17:58, Reply)

« Go Back | See The Full Thread

Pages: Latest, 837, 836, 835, 834, 833, ... 1