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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
What if wishes were horses?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 10 Jul 2011, 17:49,
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latest was 15 years ago)
Beggers would ride.
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girlinthehole, Sun 10 Jul 2011, 17:50,
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If turnips were watches
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 10 Jul 2011, 17:51,
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You'd be able to tell the time and have a tasty snack.
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girlinthehole, Sun 10 Jul 2011, 17:54,
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turnips aren't that tasty.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 10 Jul 2011, 17:56,
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Tell that to Baldrick.
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girlinthehole, Sun 10 Jul 2011, 17:58,
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you'd have a shit load of horses
and spend your whole life mucking out
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 10 Jul 2011, 17:51,
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But surely having a shit load of horses would imply I've got shit loads of wishes.
Seeing that wishing for more wishes would have made me a douche, I hereby annouce that you, Captain. Are indeed a douche.
Awaits 'oh, but I've got a cold' excuses to start
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 10 Jul 2011, 17:53,
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I'm not sure how I became a douche in this scenario
I think I may have called you a douche by implying you wanted lots of horses/wishes
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 10 Jul 2011, 17:54,
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You've become the douche 'cos I say so.
Is that good enough?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 10 Jul 2011, 17:55,
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oh :(
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 10 Jul 2011, 17:58,
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