he may be ugly but he's not stupid

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 12:03, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

It's just the first step in my unsavoury man act, Apers.
She's all grateful and trusting after we get her stuff in the car, then it's all "oh you've missed the turning", then "you're going the wrong way", then "why have you activated the central locking?"

Then increasing measures of panic before a dark wood, a shallow grave and only the cryptic pizza box and sock to tell the story.
( Kroney, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 12:07, Reply)

Don't forget to tip the papers off to someone nearby who
has strange hair and therefore must be a murderer
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 12:14, Reply)

Say, someone with hair like a greasy brillo pad?

(The Luggage is haunted..., Mon 11 Jul 2011, 12:31, Reply)