when he comes back from holiday
then i will be more excited. maybe. right now he could be seduced by some oiled, bronzed, thong-clad sex goddess at any second!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 13:23, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Quit beakering.

( Kroney, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 13:24, Reply)

well tell me i am amazing and he couldn't do any better then
and i'll shut up
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 13:26, Reply)

I've never known anybody like you
for focussing on what could go wrong over what is going right. MTFU, woman.
( Kroney, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 13:27, Reply)

bitter experience from a lifetime of dating mongs i reckon

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 13:28, Reply)

As I have told you many times before
You have terrible taste in men. You now seemed to have stumbled into a good one, no doubt despite your best efforts. Don't start whinging about that, too. Otherwise, God help me, you'll feel the back of my hand.
( Kroney, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 13:31, Reply)

haha, you wish
that's more of a sixth date activity
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 13:33, Reply)

Tough love.

( Kroney, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 13:33, Reply)

you're just thinking about spanking now, aren't you?
another afternoon bites the dust
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 13:38, Reply)

Doesn't really do much for me.
It's one of those added bonuses I provide.
( Kroney, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 13:41, Reply)

I hope that happens to me on my holiday

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 13:24, Reply)

come to kensington for it
i can make it happen
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 13:26, Reply)

Kensington would be cheaper than Japan I s'pose

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 13:29, Reply)

"it takes a lot of money to look this cheap"

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 13:31, Reply)