I'm not sat at my desk looking like a cunt with a £35 towel-effect cravat round my neck,
thinking it's keeping me cool, when in fact that is being achieved by the vigorous fanning action of 'wanker' signs being made behind me by my colleagues.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 14:23, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Good job I'm not dim enough to pay £35 for one then
That would be a positively Boyceian level of profligacy.

Also: Still cool. So nerrr.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 14:26, Reply)

I just turned our air con down, not because I want to you understand
but just because I can
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 14:27, Reply)