not for the want of trying
what is it with you men and anal? it will not feel good for me. it's the sort of thing i'd do for a 60th wedding anniversary treat, and not a minute before.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 15:54, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

It's a natural form of contraception and nothing to be frightened of

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 15:56, Reply)

it's how lawyers are conceived isn't it?
oh. damn.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 15:57, Reply)

:(

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 15:58, Reply)

i will add your comments into the mix
when he is next trying to persuade me that i will "love it".
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 16:01, Reply)

Depends how he's hung, I suppose
you don't want to break your ringpiece in with Godzilla.
(berk, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 15:57, Reply)

perfect size
not too painfully big, not too laughably small!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 16:02, Reply)

Yes, but if he were to put it in yer bum...
you might think otherwise. This may have been a deciding factor for me...
(berk, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 16:05, Reply)

for me there is only one factor
IT'S JUST NOT SEXY

and i am sure as fuck not sucking it when it's been up there. and if you think differently, stick my vibe up your own arsehole and suck it clean. don't fancy that?

i thought not.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 16:06, Reply)

Kroney does

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 16:09, Reply)

Ah no, for sure
there has to be a shower in between that and the next round, so to speak.
(berk, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 16:10, Reply)

Depends on the girl
My ex said she preferred it. Different stroke for different folks I guess.

Maybe she was called Brian and was on her way to a fancy dress party.
( Peej, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 16:07, Reply)