Listen, it's probably two for one on a Monday night down the local wetherspoons, if you put out you'll score a fuck by 9

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 16:29, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Alas
our wetherspoons does not open for a couple of weeks at least. Got no dosh anyway being dole scum. Fucks I could probably get if I really wanted to, I'd rather have a fella who could be nice to me and I don't think I will find one in a cheap watering hole.
(Purpledoris I've got afeckin' job, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 16:31, Reply)

Please copy'n'paste your next gaz for the rest of the class.... unless it's from me, then please respect the sanctitty of Gaz.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 16:32, Reply)

I'm so tempted to gaz her now just to see if she pastes it.

( Peej, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 16:33, Reply)

Well!!
I am sure you don't want me to paste that on here but thanks for making me smile!
(Purpledoris I've got afeckin' job, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 16:40, Reply)

BECAUSE I@M VERY PROUD OF IT
IT@S THE BIGGEST IN THE WHOLE STREET
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 16:43, Reply)

That rather implies
that you have seen all the other ones on the street and that you may be harbouring bumder tendencies.
(Purpledoris I've got afeckin' job, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 16:46, Reply)

When it's this big I tend to get admiring glances

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 16:58, Reply)