Actually that's not funny. I'm actually in a wheelchair. Did no one tell you?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 16:45, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

thank fuck
you finally got what you deserved
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 16:46, Reply)

Nah I've just nicked one from from a flid and am now doing wheelies in the car park.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 16:49, Reply)

I feel your pain, I too have a disability
Tourettes you fucking cunt!
( Peej, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 16:47, Reply)

You say 'wheelchair'
You mean bathchair.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 11 Jul 2011, 16:47, Reply)

Let's call the whole thing off, b3th.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 16:50, Reply)

'kay.
So how was your weekend? Did you see the little person?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 11 Jul 2011, 16:52, Reply)

I surely did.
It was fucking superb. We made forts out of chairs and blankets, and I was woken up at 4:30am to play at chopping onions using the pillow as the chopping board. Magnificent.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 16:57, Reply)

Man, I'm glad I don't have kids.
Fucking four AM????? What the shuddering fuck?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 11 Jul 2011, 17:01, Reply)

It was an absolute pleasure. I really thought it was great.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 17:05, Reply)