Okay, I'm going to be accused of pandering again
but could it be that he's proud of having such a lovely girlfriend, and wants to tell everyone about it? Isn't that what boys do when they catch a stone dead fox?

And as far as proving his non-bumder credentials, doesn't he get enough stick for being a nancy anyway?

And whatever you might say about him, picking on his missus is hardly fair. As much as I moan about mr b3th, I'm very protective if anyone starts being blatantly mean to him.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 11 Jul 2011, 17:31, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Bragging about your GF - constantly - on the internet is, to my mind
a) rather vulgar
b) not the done thing
c) laying yourself wide open to precisely the kind of digs that have upset the chap today
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 17:33, Reply)

this ^^

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 17:33, Reply)