Yes you were. As was I.
We were carrying on about how unattractive she is*.
A WHOLE THREAD ABOUT IT.
And several thousand posts.
Please ignore the fact that it was almost a month ago. Doesn't make it less true, you massive bully.

*may or may not be true
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 18:31, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

WHO ARE HIS INFORMERS ???!?!?!?!?

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 18:32, Reply)

Snow.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 11 Jul 2011, 18:33, Reply)

You no say daddy me Snow me I gon' blame

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 18:34, Reply)

a likky boom boom down.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 11 Jul 2011, 18:35, Reply)

i DON'T KNOW rORY! cAN'T SEE HOW SOMEONE WOULD GO OUT OF THEIR WAY TO TELL HIM THE THINGS i SAID.
aLMOST A MONTH AGO.
^iGNORE THIS BIT
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 18:35, Reply)

I am bearing slight grudges over things said MONTHS ago
but I'm very understanding and I realise that not everyone is as wonderful and magnanimous as me, so I wait, and pray that the perpetrators find happiness. Or agonising death.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 18:39, Reply)

Alright Gary?
When you moving to Edinburgh then?
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 11 Jul 2011, 18:40, Reply)

Hopefully Guv.
Don't tell my boss though.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 18:41, Reply)

Nod's as good as a wink etc.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 11 Jul 2011, 18:42, Reply)

what, hang on, they're letting Roota move here?
*looks around nervously*
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 18:41, Reply)

Hide everything of value, NOW!

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 11 Jul 2011, 18:42, Reply)

I have to do that already
place is rammed with porridge-wogs, who'd a thought it?
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 18:44, Reply)

I won't steal your porridge. I can't stand it.
And we're months away from moving so you have time to relocate.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 18:45, Reply)

fuck off, I love it here.
We'll just have to agree separate territories. Careful with the scent marking though.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 18:47, Reply)

My scent is 'boiled veg' and 'victimisation'

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 18:51, Reply)

I hear Liverpool will be quite nice
in a few months time.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 11 Jul 2011, 18:48, Reply)

Safer to walk the streets

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 18:51, Reply)

She's behind your bins
right the fuck now!
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 11 Jul 2011, 18:42, Reply)

Shite!
Man the hoses!
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 18:44, Reply)

Yo K Dizzle.
I don't think you are that fit anyway.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 18:34, Reply)

Yo P Double Dizzle
it's all good, I fancy your mum more than I fancy you
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 18:35, Reply)

eew.
But I am dashing and suave irl.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 18:37, Reply)

and i look like heather off eastenders

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 18:39, Reply)

You will never match 'Evver's beauty.
How old does she look?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 18:46, Reply)

:(
132
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 18:50, Reply)

Why are you so nice about Evver and not about people's wives?
Hmmm?
EH?
HUUUUH?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 18:53, Reply)