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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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My goodness, you lot are full of bile
and hate, today.

So, might as well capitalise on this: what makes you angry

alt: what's for tea, granny?
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 18:08, 296 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
I have no idea what you mean. I'm full of sunshine and rainbows and unicorns and kittums.
and of course cayke and huggles.
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 18:10, Reply)
Yeah but you look about 22

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 18:21, Reply)
*hugglywuggly wuvvywoowoos*

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 18:24, Reply)
Bully!

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 18:34, Reply)
wud u liek sum tee n cayke?
i has a load of biskits 2
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 18:38, Reply)
How old do I look?

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 18:41, Reply)
17?

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 18:42, Reply)
YOU NASTY LITTLE TWATBAG

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 18:43, Reply)
Capitalism, people who mumble.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 18:13, Reply)
You'd hate me.
I'm a mumbling free marketeer.
(888777555, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 18:21, Reply)
everyone hates you already son
had you not noticed?
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 11 Jul 2011, 18:23, Reply)
I fucking love capitalism, me.
Let's have a good debate about it. I like having 'stuff', I like the fact that I get money for work and can do what I want with it.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 18:34, Reply)
having stuff at the expense of other people?
and at a cost of the raping of the world's resources?
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 18:37, Reply)
Its the only system that has ever worked.
Life under Socialism was for most people a living hell, as 1917 to 1989 showed.
(888777555, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 18:40, Reply)
There are a few sliiight errors in this statment
If you would actually like to discuss politics I shall make the mistake of attempting a rational and civil debate, let me know.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 11 Jul 2011, 18:58, Reply)
Blah blah blah it wasn't real Marxism.
Heard it all before.
The left wing press supported the USSR until it collapsed in 1992. Only then did it change its tune.
At the end of the day, If something is in the ownership of individuals, mutual collectives or companies, Its Capitalist. If its in the ownership of the state or the whole nation, it's not capitalism.
(888777555, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 19:00, Reply)
Hold your horses lad, I'm one of the few people around here that's yet to call you a cunt of a pedo
And for records, the comunist tag, is something of a joke, I'm more of a leftist anarchist and I have some respect for a proper libertarian even if I don't agree with them.


That said, I would like to point out that, communism, socialism, Marxism (and arguably whatever you want to call the dictatorship they had in Russia) are all different things, you may not agree with them, and this is fine, but by conflating them you make yourself look either lazy or stupid, which is not a good way to start an argument.

What we have in this country, and indeed whatever that nice Mr. Cameron would like to have could be called socialism, allbeit at one end of the spectrum. If you're c=going to discredit a system by association with the USSR, Communism is the one.

Oh and bugger the press left of right, I won't be defending them anytime soon.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 11 Jul 2011, 19:13, Reply)
Communism was supposed to be the end product of socialism, if I have that right?

(888777555, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 19:17, Reply)
This may once have been the theory
These days, even those members of the labour party who would still call them selves socialists are not looking towards a Glorious Communist Future, pretty much everyone, apart from a few quite delusional people admit's that Russia went pretty epicly wrong. I can't see many still wanting to emulate that model

Even if you think what they were aiming for was laudable, which I do and I assume you don't you'd have to be prrety blind not to see that it degenerated into a miserable dictatorship pretty damn fast.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 11 Jul 2011, 19:22, Reply)
human beings are a dumb species
that got lucky.
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 19:23, Reply)
oddly enough, not so much.
We are pretty damn bright and are slowly but surely dragging ourselves up with the occasional mistake and setback.

that's what I think this week anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 11 Jul 2011, 19:31, Reply)
heh
in crowds we are an idiot herd species.
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 19:35, Reply)
Why so negative Moriarty?

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 11 Jul 2011, 19:40, Reply)
There are beautiful ideas in the world
and beautiful things, but humanity is peppered with greedy, lazy, selfish and power-mad bastards that make the place ugly.

OK, I'm a hippy
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 19:47, Reply)
you are a negative hippy
and thus doing it wrong. I shall call you Moriarty hence force until you either lighten up or congratulate me on my excellent and obscure reference.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 11 Jul 2011, 19:53, Reply)
I'm assuming it's Sherlock Holmes, right?
I don't know much SH, the only time I read one was a french parallel text in vague attempt to learn the language while I was there.
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 19:55, Reply)
Nope, miles away
although I do like Sherlock Holmes
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 11 Jul 2011, 19:57, Reply)
then I don't get the reference
so well done for being proper obscure!

what is it?
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 20:00, Reply)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KuStsFW4EmQ
you will now tell me you've never seen this film, which is a shame as it's awesome and has Tanks in ti and I'm totally Oddball.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 11 Jul 2011, 20:03, Reply)
you are correct
I have never seen this film. Perhaps one day I shall
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 20:05, Reply)
If you can stand the odd war film it's worth it
it's very strange, set in the 2nd world war but with some very 70s characters in it and not as much about war as you'd think, but then I quite like war films to my shame.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 11 Jul 2011, 20:11, Reply)
No, that's entirely wrong.
Communism was suppposed to be a method of achieving a form of socialism.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 19:29, Reply)
I think what we have in the UK is the best combination of system.
It's far from perfect, and I hate the thought that people want to disabandon the NHS (the greatest achievement of mankind, as far as I'm concerned, of the last century). I do think we need a radical shake-up in the entire public sector, the horrific waste of money makes me actually phsyicly sick (as I can't get treatment needed, due to funds, where as they're still buying iPads for those in charge).
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 19:18, Reply)
Pretty much all good economies are mixed , infact the free market requires an organised, efficient state, but I think Britain's is too statist.
Rather than 47.1 % of the economy being the state, or whatever it is,It should be more like 20 or 30% as in Switzerland, the US, Japan, South Korea, Chile (Pinochet did make them the richest Latin American nation), Australia,Estonia, Luxembourg and Hong Kong.
Not everyone who wants the NHS gone opposes its principles , universal healthcare, highest standards, value for money its just the details of the system and the structural model they disagree with.
Daniel Hannan MEP has some very reasonable aruments as to why we should switch to the Singaporean System. Nobody here is asking for the US system.
Then again most in the US oppose having an NHS .
Good for them I say, each to their own.
(888777555, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 19:27, Reply)
I like kittens.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 11 Jul 2011, 19:28, Reply)
^this

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 19:30, Reply)
I like dogs
www.wimp.com/hardway/
www.wimp.com/onepuppy/
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 19:49, Reply)
really good for them?
do you really think a country can consider itself successful when it's people can't afford to have necessary treatment because medical insurance is so high?

I, for one, would have been pretty fucked a couple of years back if that were the system here
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 19:30, Reply)
This made me Sad Face today
notalwaysright.com/not-the-breast-of-days/12434
and then
notalwaysright.com/through-joy-and-sorrow-sickness-and-health-insurance/12423

Yeah', it's on a comedy site, but it makes me actually disgusted at the american healthcare system.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 19:35, Reply)
I think the trouble with the NHS, is that while there is a public purse, there is going to be exploitation.
The people in charge of the purse-strings are on their 30-40kpa jobs, but they're dealing in deals worth millions, so naturally companies bidding for these contracts will woe the person in charge, treat them to expensive meals and all that.

And there is so much wasteage that wouldn't happen in a private company.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 19:46, Reply)
Becuase it was their choice to vote for politicians that opposed it.
Democracy has given them a choice.
(888777555, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 19:36, Reply)
choice is only real choice if you
have real information about what you are choosing.
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 19:38, Reply)
Yes, the US is very rich, most deserving people have a good standard of living. That is in itself good.

(888777555, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 19:40, Reply)
Deserving people?
How do you decide which four year olds are most deserving of a decent education?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 19:43, Reply)
They all get one anyway.
Theres a difference between state run education and health, and state facilitated. A voucher system seems like a reasonable compromise.
(888777555, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 19:43, Reply)
They all get a good standard of education?

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 19:44, Reply)
It's been stated on the internet so it must be true.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 11 Jul 2011, 19:45, Reply)
They are all, the same as in the UK, legally given one.

(888777555, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 19:48, Reply)
Doesn't mean it's a good education, though.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 11 Jul 2011, 19:50, Reply)
So why, if it's any good, does everybody who can afford to, send their kids to private schools at vast expense?

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 19:52, Reply)
Because Private schools are better.
As I understand it, if all taxes were cut or abolished, and almost everything the state did was privatized, even poor people would be able to afford to buy privately services offered by the state, but with all the upsides of a market provides.
(888777555, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 19:54, Reply)
Did you get a private education?

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 19:57, Reply)
Quiet now son, the adults are talking.

(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 20:01, Reply)
I'm going to count to three.
If you've not said sorry and written out "I am a teenager who really should shut the fuck up until I've got an education." five times by the time I finish then I'm going to fuck your shit up.

One.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 20:02, Reply)
Some life experience would help too.
Can you imagine how much more arrogant and deluded he'd be if he was armed with an education and no knowledge of the real world? He'd cause a diplomatic incident every time he opened his mouth.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 20:04, Reply)
Like Prince Philip, then?

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 11 Jul 2011, 20:10, Reply)
Two.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 20:06, Reply)
just step away
it's the only answer
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 20:10, Reply)
Three.
OK Cameron. Time for kiddies to go to bed.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 20:13, Reply)
Oh man, I can't wait for you to leave your parents' house and try to survive on your own.
It'll be hilarious, you worryingly naive little cretin.
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 20:29, Reply)
For the bumming?

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 11 Jul 2011, 19:55, Reply)
so poor people all deserve to be poor, right?

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 19:46, Reply)
And apparently large chunks of the population deserve to be sick.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 19:47, Reply)
Only the ones that can't afford healthcare.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 11 Jul 2011, 19:49, Reply)
I'm not advocating the US system, I do not oppose the NHS, but there probably is a better way which is neither.
Singapore recon they've found it.
(888777555, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 19:52, Reply)
Of course Singapore reckon they've found it.
Singapore jail opposition policies, and make it illegal for newspapers to be critical of the government.
No wonder we only hear good news from there.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 19:55, Reply)
Do you think the concept of the NHS is inherently perfect? Do you think there could ever be a different system to better it?

(888777555, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 19:59, Reply)
I didn't mention the NHS.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 20:00, Reply)
OK you made a fair point about Singapore.
But apparently even foreigners are able to see how it is the best system.
(888777555, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 20:06, Reply)
Like fuck they do.
I was involved in researching for a general election cmpaign this year. I read large numbers of research papers from around the world, and not even the right-wingers used Singapore to justify their plans.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 20:09, Reply)
Well, Daniel Hannan.

(888777555, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 20:10, Reply)
The Milosevic supporter?
Do you base your health policies on proximity to genocide?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 20:13, Reply)
Step away from the computer.
You are arguing with a 16 year old on-line.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 20:14, Reply)
Supporter of war criminals and infamous fillibuster in chief in a democratically-elected parliament?
That Daniel Hannan?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 20:16, Reply)
I'd like to see how quickly he does a U-turn on this view when life deals him the joker and he winds up being unable to afford employment, housing or food.

(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 19:54, Reply)
Give over, there are many cases of people who have done certain things that mean they deserve to be poor.
Not all the time, but yes, I tend to subscribe to the view that capitalism gives you what you deserve.
I'm not against benefits for the triers, the hardworking, the responsible.
(888777555, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 20:00, Reply)
What if one of your parents dies when you're still in school,
and as a result you and your other parent wind up dirt-poor and in very real danger of being evicted or having your home reposessed? What if you have to go into full-time work at 16 just so you don't starve or wind up on the streets? What about that? Bet you didn't think of any circumstances like that, did you?
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 20:10, Reply)
Getting an Education counts as "the triers".
I'm not opposed to welfare.
All wealthy nations offer their citizens an enlightened ,reasonable and compassionate welfare system.
I'd just advocate reform, extra efficiency, and cuts to taxation to make sure everyone gets justice and VFM.
(888777555, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 20:12, Reply)
I'm starting to think you're many years overdue for a good clip round the ear.

(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 20:19, Reply)
Twenty five years ago when I was your age
I could have demolished you in a debate without breaking a sweat. Except I wouldn't have done because I was too busy going out, taking drugs and having sex.

Put the internet down and try to remember how to be a teenager. Come back in ten years when you've actually got something original to say.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 20:30, Reply)
What do you mean by 40-50% state?
What is 40 to 50% state? And if you don't know the figures, how do you know it's not the 20 to 30% you recommend?

EDIT: Ah, I see you've clarified a bit. But again, if you don't know the figures, how can you advocate another set of figures?
(MooCow_Byter, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 19:33, Reply)
Got the precsie figures from the World Bank.
I'd advocate 20-30% because the nations I mentioned all are richer than the UK.
(888777555, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 19:38, Reply)
richer=better?

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 19:39, Reply)
So if the government spends 50% less of its money in the UK,
we'll become richer than Japan?
(MooCow_Byter, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 19:44, Reply)
Not just public spending cuts will drive the economy once the defecit is gone.
We'd need taxes to be cut in relation to the spending cut.
(888777555, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 19:50, Reply)
Oh, OK.
So once public spending is in line with that of Tanzania, Sierra Lione and Niger, we'll be able to emulate their success?

I'm not trying to have a go at you, I just want to see how your proposal will necessarily improve standards of living. And in fact, according to www.heritage.org/index/explore?view=by-variables all the countries you mention except Chile and Hong Kong are over 30%. And I suggest Hong Kong might be a bit of a special case.

Maybe I'm misinterpreting the figures.
(MooCow_Byter, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 19:59, Reply)
Tax Burden was what I was looking at, but yeah, GDP spending too.
To be honest I'm not saying Its set in stone but we should at least try to emulate the success of Aus, etc.
(888777555, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 20:05, Reply)
Wait, you're quoting Pinochet as an example of doing things correctly?
You do realise that Pinochet use state resources to carry out his campaign of mass murder?
Surely, by your logic, such atrocities should be carried out by the private sector.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 19:36, Reply)
I don't deny his regime was a bunch of Bastards.
Or that they used state resources.
But his privatization and taxation polices were very well pitched in themselves.
(888777555, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 19:42, Reply)
Except that they were so unpopular that the state had to kill lots of people in order to get away with it.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 19:43, Reply)
I still like kittens.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 11 Jul 2011, 19:45, Reply)
Well anyway all elected Chilean governments since have agreed with him so there must be something in it.

(888777555, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 19:47, Reply)
Could you not actually bring yourself to type "I was wrong" there?
Is "well anyway" as much as you could manage?

Are you really sixteen? Don't most people's balls drop far enough for them to have the courage to admit mistakes when they're about twelve or thirteen? Christ.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 20:35, Reply)
Socialisim, as I understand it, and I'm very uneducated in this department... does not equate to the opersite of comercialism.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 19:12, Reply)
That's correct, Gonz.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 19:30, Reply)
At the expense of other people who haven't done the stuff that I have done, yes.
And in regards to 'raping the world's resources', I would like to see how I can consume that much of _anything_.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 18:55, Reply)
sweat-shop workers?
...and look on the packets of anything you do consume, it's a takes a surprising number of things and processes and stuff to make even little things

(currently a bit fired up about this shit today and hence may be going to the Amazon sometime :D)
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 19:03, Reply)
How comes in comunities with sweatshop workers, the workers are considered the lucky ones? I'm not saying it's right, but that's a fact.
They can feed themselves and their families where as others go poorer, people in these comunties actually breed to get more people in them, surely that is more heartless than the exploitation. It is generally a supprise when it turns out a western company is seen to be using them, and I believe that is geniune for the most part; and they're generally shut down upon learning of that. Surely it is more the fault of the sweatshop owners?

(I can totally argue this corner)
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 19:11, Reply)
oh I'm not blaming the companies exclusively here
but does it not seem a bit fucked up that we've set a world up in which poor people are treated like shit while making things we don't need thousands of miles away?

Not saying all the stuff we don't need, but really, do we need as much stuff as we have? Do we need as much 'choice' as we're offered?

There are limited resources on this 'ere Earth and yet we're using a whole load of them to make and deliver christmas cracker toys.

Just makes me sad
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 19:18, Reply)
In the same respect, we're creating 'stuff' that are being export over seas, probably more so on a fiscal level...
... but what we, in the UK, create as an export is 'service'. Taking the technology industry, it's greatest producer is south-east asia, because that is where the raw materials, and as a result, is where the best developers are. Nobody is crying over the banker who works 80 hour weeks for similar percentage of wage-to-output, because he is happy to do this job in the interim to support his lifestyle.

Through this captialism, countries such as China have become charity-possitive where as without it, they would be charity-negative... which is a good indication of a country's standing. If they didn't produce products that us westeners wanted, waste or not, then they would be in dire need of hand-outs.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 19:23, Reply)
Where I believe a 'wrong' is done, is somewhere around the level of the factory owners who live in mansions where as their workers live in pure poverty (but less poverty than their unemployeed).

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 19:24, Reply)
I can't remember where I read this, I believe it was in relation to the BBC, but they're saying that their highest earner won't earn more than 20x their lowest.
I like that.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 19:25, Reply)
where's that? In china?

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 19:34, Reply)
No, I mean they're going to imploy that policy at the BBC

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 19:36, Reply)
nice

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 19:38, Reply)
re. the banker - I think this is a totally different
situation than someone who is working crappy conditions to survive/send money back to their families

re. the other bit: I'm not completely against industrialisation and capitalism, clearly they have produced some great things, but I can't see that our current situation is stable and not ultimately destructive
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 19:33, Reply)
People who sniff.
Use a fucking tissue, cunt!

Alt: don't you start! I get enough of that from mr b3th. and now someone outside is barbecueing, which is making me hungry.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 11 Jul 2011, 18:15, Reply)
I'm hungry
and there's not much food in the house and none of it looks all that tasty right now:(

let's go gatecrash bbqs!
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 18:19, Reply)
Yay!
Come on then.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 11 Jul 2011, 18:19, Reply)
yay sausage-raid!
new euphemism?
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 18:20, Reply)
pfffft
sausage raid....
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 11 Jul 2011, 18:22, Reply)

16 year old nonces
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 18:15, Reply)
You fucking dickhead
Juliet was only 14, so it's all ok. No court in the land will convict, albeit I have no caselaw to backup this madeup assertion.
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 18:19, Reply)
Fuck yeah, now you've explained it to me it makes perfct sense.
I feel so stupid to have not realised this before. Do you think it's ok for me to crack on to the year sixes at the end of term disco then?
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 18:22, Reply)
Look, I don't think its right for someone over 18 to have sex with someone under 16.
And I don't think its right for under 13s to be screwing at all.
(888777555, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 18:26, Reply)
Well do you really think Its right that a teenager born on the 1st of July 1995 could go to jail for having sex today with someone who was born on 30th July 1995.

(888777555, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 18:25, Reply)
that is so last thread

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 18:26, Reply)
no, now, he's gone there, girlfriend.
don't be hating.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 18:35, Reply)
I'm a better driver after 5 pints than most people are sober*
Is it right that I'd be banned for a year if I was stopped after 5 pints?

You tool. You can't just arbitraily decide to disobey a law because you believe the law is unsuited for you and your mates

*In case this actually needs pointing out, I don't drive after 5 pints.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 18:34, Reply)

Alt: Bile.

And righteous indignation.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 18:18, Reply)
wasn't that the name of the ship
in Bucky O'Hare?
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 18:19, Reply)
I hope so!

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 18:25, Reply)
yes!
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bucky_O%27Hare
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 18:28, Reply)
GET IN!

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 18:35, Reply)
You're a girl about town Roota, where do you stand on Darths girlfriend?

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 18:20, Reply)
The neck, whilst djtp takes the handbag and jewellery.

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 18:23, Reply)
I tell you Rory, I'm appalled.
I have suffered more than anybody here. Cried myself to sleep I have.
There are several injustices I could name - one of which being that Bert said I had Martin Scorsese hands - but nothing comes close to "not that fit" or "looks about 12".
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 18:24, Reply)
I can see why he rushed off to the toilets in a flood of tears now

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 18:34, Reply)
Hello Roota, you're looking sexylicious today, if I could be as so bold to say.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 18:24, Reply)
I'm wearing my best tracky

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 18:26, Reply)
Have I ever told you that one day I hope to make love to a women in a red tracky with a white strip going up on the arms?
My darling, my love, tell me those words I long to hear. Quail my gental beating heart and quench the thurst in my loins with one phrase *whispers* "yeah but no but yeah but no but year" */whispers*
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 18:29, Reply)
how on earth do you "quail" a heart?
cover it in feathers and persuade it to lay really small eggs?
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 18:36, Reply)
I just thought up posh old words that might sound right.
We all know what I meant.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 18:38, Reply)
You want her to drop her trolleys so you can cough your filthy yoghurt up her?

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 18:39, Reply)
STOPPIT

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 18:36, Reply)
Haha, I'm only messin' 'cus I know you ain't interested.
How you doing?
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 18:39, Reply)
I'm sound our kid,
I might bash someone up in the pub tonight.
How's you?
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 18:42, Reply)
Fuck some shit up big time !
I'm doing alright, a few things suck, a few things rule.... usual really.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 18:45, Reply)
AND TIDYUP

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 11 Jul 2011, 18:40, Reply)
and the big bad
ISAIDNO!
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 18:41, Reply)
MWARP

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 18:42, Reply)
Pissed up arseholes slipping over, and landing on top of my friend's tent whilst her and I are asleep in there
Scaring the shit out of her at 4am, and by way of apologising, pissing up the side.

I hope you slip and break your other ankle too, you fucking cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 18:21, Reply)
I take it you didn't get out and confront him then?

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 18:26, Reply)
hahaha
He showed them his bumhole and asked for seconds
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 18:32, Reply)
Was polite about it, climbed out and pointed out that there were people in there, so would he mind not pissing near our tent?
His friends were apologetic, he was so pissed he didn't even notice, and just fucked off, only to return to chat shit to them every five minutes.`
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 18:34, Reply)
Darth massively overreacted.
I didn't call his bird ugly, just said I don't find her attractive. She is blonde, for starters, and I don't really go for blondes. I don't find, for example, Louise Redknapp attractive, though Bobby and many other blokes do.

The quender comment was just the usual Darthward bumjibes. I was in no way bullying him, being mean or anything else. The only thing I'm sorry for is that he got genuinely upset. I'm sure he feels the same about Fiona Bruce.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 18:26, Reply)
Susannah Reid you cunt!

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 18:28, Reply)
Would, but after I'd thoroughly finished with Sian Williams.
Seriously, does anyone else reckon I was out of order?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 18:30, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1274632
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 18:31, Reply)
Stop spoiling the internet drama, this place has been shit for weeks

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 18:33, Reply)
but but I don't like it when mummy and daddy fight
D:
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 18:34, Reply)
Stop explaining. It was sod all.
I got called MARTIN SCORSESE HANDS once. Here.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 18:33, Reply)
I once got told shitrags were more fit to fuck than I was.
SO I CANNOT IMAGINE THE DEVISTATION I CAUSED FOR DARTH AND HIS BIRD.
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 18:37, Reply)
If the link I saw is what he was referring to then a little bit yeah.

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 18:33, Reply)
nah. I wasn't being offensive about his missus.
Regardless of my views on posting pics of his bird all over b3ta. Has she agreed to it?

Anyway, massive overreaction is massive overreaction.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 18:36, Reply)
Speaking as someone who massively overreacted recently
I'm sure he'll get over it.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 11 Jul 2011, 18:41, Reply)
Shurrup you girl.
One man's horse is another man's ass.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 18:39, Reply)
alright, jesus, get off my back innit!
I HATE YOU! THIS IS A FLOUNCE.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 18:41, Reply)
but it won't hurt you?

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 18:44, Reply)
*takes offence*

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 18:29, Reply)
Yes you were. As was I.
We were carrying on about how unattractive she is*.
A WHOLE THREAD ABOUT IT.
And several thousand posts.
Please ignore the fact that it was almost a month ago. Doesn't make it less true, you massive bully.

*may or may not be true
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 18:31, Reply)
WHO ARE HIS INFORMERS ???!?!?!?!?

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 18:32, Reply)
Snow.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 11 Jul 2011, 18:33, Reply)
You no say daddy me Snow me I gon' blame

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 18:34, Reply)
a likky boom boom down.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 11 Jul 2011, 18:35, Reply)
i DON'T KNOW rORY! cAN'T SEE HOW SOMEONE WOULD GO OUT OF THEIR WAY TO TELL HIM THE THINGS i SAID.
aLMOST A MONTH AGO.
^iGNORE THIS BIT
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 18:35, Reply)
I am bearing slight grudges over things said MONTHS ago
but I'm very understanding and I realise that not everyone is as wonderful and magnanimous as me, so I wait, and pray that the perpetrators find happiness. Or agonising death.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 18:39, Reply)
Alright Gary?
When you moving to Edinburgh then?
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 11 Jul 2011, 18:40, Reply)
Hopefully Guv.
Don't tell my boss though.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 18:41, Reply)
Nod's as good as a wink etc.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 11 Jul 2011, 18:42, Reply)
what, hang on, they're letting Roota move here?
*looks around nervously*
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 18:41, Reply)
Hide everything of value, NOW!

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 11 Jul 2011, 18:42, Reply)
I have to do that already
place is rammed with porridge-wogs, who'd a thought it?
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 18:44, Reply)
I won't steal your porridge. I can't stand it.
And we're months away from moving so you have time to relocate.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 18:45, Reply)
fuck off, I love it here.
We'll just have to agree separate territories. Careful with the scent marking though.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 18:47, Reply)
My scent is 'boiled veg' and 'victimisation'

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 18:51, Reply)
I hear Liverpool will be quite nice
in a few months time.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 11 Jul 2011, 18:48, Reply)
Safer to walk the streets

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 18:51, Reply)
She's behind your bins
right the fuck now!
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 11 Jul 2011, 18:42, Reply)
Shite!
Man the hoses!
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 18:44, Reply)
Yo K Dizzle.
I don't think you are that fit anyway.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 18:34, Reply)
Yo P Double Dizzle
it's all good, I fancy your mum more than I fancy you
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 18:35, Reply)
eew.
But I am dashing and suave irl.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 18:37, Reply)
and i look like heather off eastenders

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 18:39, Reply)
You will never match 'Evver's beauty.
How old does she look?
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 18:46, Reply)
:(
132
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 18:50, Reply)
Why are you so nice about Evver and not about people's wives?
Hmmm?
EH?
HUUUUH?
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 18:53, Reply)
I feel horrible for making the initial comment that sparked it all off.
OMG I'M SO HORRID AND BEASTLY!
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 11 Jul 2011, 18:38, Reply)
but it's all my fault, you see?

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 18:40, Reply)
As an upstanding British gentleman
I must accept some of the blame. It's the decent thing to do.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 11 Jul 2011, 18:41, Reply)
You are going to be tagged for this.
You can only enter the internet between 9pm and 7am
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 18:40, Reply)
Since finishing my job I thought I'd be here all the time.
Turns out not to be the case.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 11 Jul 2011, 18:43, Reply)
I am less busy at work and more despising of my employers
so that always ups my activity.
If I'm busy and happy I stay away.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 18:48, Reply)
I find that having the house to myself most of the day
is conducive to watching DVDs I haven't watched in ages (or at all).
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 11 Jul 2011, 18:49, Reply)

DVDs neighbours showering
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 18:54, Reply)
Too easy
DVDs I haven't watched in ages (or at all). porn and wanking like a born-again teenager.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Mon 11 Jul 2011, 19:50, Reply)
oh, pretty much fucking everything these days
but then I'm a grumpy old shit that despairs at the state of humanity on a daily basis.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 18:30, Reply)
*grumpy bastard high fives*

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 11 Jul 2011, 18:40, Reply)
yes.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 18:42, Reply)
I think if I could be anyone else on here, just for a few weeks or soo, I'll be you.
It would be amazing to be a good man, good lover and good friend.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 18:42, Reply)
I'm really quite scared as to how you might have the slighest knowledge of the second one..
but thanks..
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 18:43, Reply)
Next time you're lingering over your wife, make sure she isn't wearing a your-wife mask ,)

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 18:45, Reply)
haha, oh man, genuniely made me laugh there.
nice work.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 18:46, Reply)
=)

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 18:52, Reply)
Pity me, /OT
for I have to go brave ASDA!
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 11 Jul 2011, 18:44, Reply)
HAS B3TH GONE YET?
SOMEONE OUGHT TO LINK HER TO THIS

I THINK YOUR FAVORITE SODA BRAND SUCKS!

HAHAHAHAHAHA
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 18:45, Reply)
No you don't
because my favoured brand of soda is Pepsi. We're of one mind, K.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 11 Jul 2011, 18:46, Reply)
massive bullying right here

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 18:47, Reply)
Just remember to keep slapping your arse
when it stops rattling, you can leave...
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 18:45, Reply)
get a pizza
they have nice pizzas there. Get me one, while your there, otherwise I have to eat pasta again
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 18:46, Reply)
what about the sausage hunt, Cavy?

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 11 Jul 2011, 18:48, Reply)
you're the one near a bbq
turns out I was just imagining the smell of hte bbq near your house. There isn't one here.

And I never was very good at chasing sausage
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 18:51, Reply)
I'm in two minds about our ASDA.
On the one hand, it's massive and has a fairly good range of stuff, including a fresh fish counter (although given the limited adventurous tastes of the general populace, it extends to mainly cod, salmon, kippers and sardines). On the other, I'd rather take my chances in the shopping mall in Dawn of the Dead than go there at 'rush hour'.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 11 Jul 2011, 18:47, Reply)
I'll be honest, DG.
We're going now so we can pick up all the discounted shit.

/pikey blog
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 11 Jul 2011, 18:48, Reply)
I got a whole duck for 2p once.
I may have mentioned this before.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 11 Jul 2011, 18:50, Reply)
I'm in two minds about our Joan.

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 18:49, Reply)
I'm in two minds about schizophrenia

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 11 Jul 2011, 19:02, Reply)
I don't think you're that fit.
Sorry DG, just not my type.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 18:52, Reply)
How can you say that?
I have all my own teeth and everything.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 11 Jul 2011, 19:19, Reply)
I, on the other hand
would totally do you.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 11 Jul 2011, 19:29, Reply)
You say the nicest things.
it's the double breasted velvet jacket, isn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 11 Jul 2011, 19:30, Reply)
That and the hair
I'd pound you to with in an inch of your life and then nick your jacket while you were still in a post-coital haze.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 11 Jul 2011, 19:37, Reply)
And I'd watch.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 19:37, Reply)
Pair of kinky sods.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 11 Jul 2011, 19:38, Reply)
Nah, just Blousie
I'm pretty straight and dull really.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 11 Jul 2011, 19:39, Reply)
Cancels subscription to Kinky bastards monthly.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 19:44, Reply)
not like you really need one
after all, you are the editor.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 11 Jul 2011, 19:48, Reply)
*looks innocent*

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 19:53, Reply)
Just got in.
Skim reading, it looks like I missed a cracker of a day.

Any particular highlights I should look for?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 19:33, Reply)
I was here.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 19:35, Reply)
Yay!
*Waves*
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 19:35, Reply)
Busy day at the office hon?
*passes gin and tonic*
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 19:36, Reply)
Yeah, proper mental.
New project innit. I've never worked with actuaries before, I really need to do some research into complex maths.

Saying that, I've no idea how long I'll be on this project for, so there is no point filling my head with things I don't need to know!
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 19:41, Reply)
Never mind dear.
Take off your shoes and have a wank.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 19:42, Reply)
I've taken my shoes off. And had a shower.
I'm not down with this 'going to a office to work' thing. I much preferred that 'working from home' thing and doing what I wanted.

Oh well, the money is good, so I can't complain too much.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 19:44, Reply)
*writes Christmas list*

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 19:45, Reply)
*Suggests you manage your expectations downwards*

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 19:47, Reply)
I have low expectations.
You should know this by now.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 19:48, Reply)
*Offers to pay for Blousie to have a game of Prize Bingo on the pier*

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 19:50, Reply)
I totally got on a list for a trip to the amazon
but no one cares and I'm excited about it and want someone to go "wow! that sounds pretty neat!" but they haven't :(
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 19:42, Reply)
Woo! a tour of an online bookshop warehouse!
I'm thrilled for you.

(Seriously though, that sounds fantastic, tell me more about it. I'm excited no your behalf).
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 19:43, Reply)
someone already made that joke :)
It's an educational environmental kind-of thing. I'm just on the list as yet, but hopefully they will contact me at some point then BAM! I'm signing up! I'm scared of snakes, but I'm not going to let that stop me
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 19:45, Reply)
Good for you.
Apologies for the obvious joke

How will you be navigating the Amazon?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 19:46, Reply)
I don't know any more about it
it's a regular thing - they take a bunch of people out there to learn about the place and about environmental things so we all come back and rant to everyone else about saving the planet
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 19:50, Reply)
if I'm honest it's at a pretty damn preliminary stage
I'm just over excited and getting ahead of myself
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 19:51, Reply)
Err....
Can't you just read about it online, and then tell people about it, rather than FLYING half-way round the world and creating a massive carbon foot-print.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 19:51, Reply)
that was one of the arguments against it
but experiencing things and watching things are different
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 19:52, Reply)
I'm just joking with you.
If you get the chance to go, you should take it.

You might even be able to invent a larping game to play when you're over there.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 19:54, Reply)
I'll get the local tribes to join in!

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 19:58, Reply)
You could set them against each other.
It would be real-life larping as they start lobbing spears at each other.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 20:00, Reply)
spears with foam tips, though

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 20:06, Reply)
I'm scared of everything but it doesn't stop me leaving the house each day.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 19:46, Reply)
One word:
Anacondas.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 11 Jul 2011, 19:46, Reply)
Also, candiru fish.
They swim up your urine stream and lodge themselves in your bits. Niiiiiiiice.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 11 Jul 2011, 19:47, Reply)
She's been nothing since she stoppped working with Alistair McGowan.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 19:49, Reply)
McGowan is possibly one of the worst impressionists ever.
He always sounds like Alistair McGowan doing an impression of someone else, which is never a good start.

Not as bad as that radio ventriloquist in the 20's who, on the advent of television, was rapidly discovered to be an utter fraud and subsequently had his career destroyed in seconds.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 11 Jul 2011, 19:53, Reply)
hahahaha

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 19:54, Reply)
It's true.
I wish I could remember his name, but I saw a clip of him a while back and he made no attempt at all to stop his lips moving. All I could think was "Live radio audiences must have been really fucking thick".
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 11 Jul 2011, 19:58, Reply)
She is fit

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 20:09, Reply)
i know, just thinking about them
*shudder*
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 19:50, Reply)
I'll give you a good reference if you like?

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 19:49, Reply)
"Cavy has great skills
at swimming through the mire of nonsense posted on /ot throughout the day"
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 19:53, Reply)
"tries to keep bullying to a minimum, has blonde hair, once rode a unicorn over a rainbow ON FIRE!"

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 19:55, Reply)
hey! where's all this blonde nonsense come from?
it's yellow, damn it!
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 19:57, Reply)
yellow?
oh
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 20:01, Reply)
blonde implies I'm dumb
it's been a long-running meme (IRL) that I don't admit to being blonde
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 20:03, Reply)
I didn't know.
Woooooo! Sounds awesome.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 19:44, Reply)
I didn't know!! That sounds AWESOME.

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 19:45, Reply)
I almost gave out massive cuddelz
but have since changed my mind

it's too hot for that shit
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 19:45, Reply)
It's never too hot for massive cuddles.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 19:46, Reply)
they've gone off, BGB
after this day full of massive bullying, I'm not sure I can handle it
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 19:48, Reply)
I reckon we are no more than 24 hours away from FLYING ANT DAY!!!

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 19:46, Reply)
WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN?!

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 19:47, Reply)
We get one day a year when the ants start to fly.
It's a horible day.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 19:49, Reply)
only one day?
is this, like, only there?
like that whole "no snakes in ireland" thing?
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 19:51, Reply)
It's true I tells ya.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flying_ant_day
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 19:52, Reply)
that's crazy

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 19:54, Reply)
And you thought I was making it up.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 19:55, Reply)
no, I just thought it was something that only occured in your part of the world

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 19:56, Reply)
Lots of weird things happen in my part of the world.
Sadly, flying ant day isn't unique to DogFucker Towers, otherwise I'd sell tickets for it.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 19:57, Reply)
MORE BULLYING
NEXT THING YOU KNOW HE'LL BE SAYING I INSULTED HIS MISSUS
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 19:56, Reply)
Have you been accused of being mean to people again K?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 19:57, Reply)
oh, Jeff
haven't you seen the popular page?
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 20:00, Reply)
I'm never on it, so I never bother!
I'll go and have a gander now.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 20:04, Reply)
You terrible bully.
What did you say to upset Darth? a bit of 'Darth's bent' banter seems fine, but for him to appear to be that upset seems a bit out of character.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 20:06, Reply)
WELL LIKE HE SAID DOZER AND I WERE CARRYING ON ABOUT HOW UNATTRACTIVE HIS MISSUS IS
b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1274549
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 20:08, Reply)
His reaction seems a bit harsh.
I'd be amazed if everyone found someone elses' other half attractive. Some people have a 'type' they find attractive, others don't.

different stokes for different folks and all that.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 20:11, Reply)
It's whatever, Jeff.

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 20:14, Reply)
Yeah, but Jeff fucks dogs.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 11 Jul 2011, 20:18, Reply)
it was 2 weeks ago
in Clapham anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 11 Jul 2011, 19:54, Reply)
Snobbery.
I'm laid back most of the time, but if some prick starts thinking they can get high and mighty with me just because of who their parents were or where they went to school then I have a very short fuse.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 19:38, Reply)
^this

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 19:41, Reply)
You've got a short fuse.
Typical electrician.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 19:42, Reply)
It's the girth that counts, fnar fnar etc.

(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 19:58, Reply)
peasants are so easily wound up
/obvious
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 11 Jul 2011, 19:44, Reply)
I can no longer scroll to the top of this page
he's upsetting me with his talk of poor people deserving to be poor. Someone change the subject
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 20:17, Reply)

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