One word:
Anacondas.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 11 Jul 2011, 19:46, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Also, candiru fish.
They swim up your urine stream and lodge themselves in your bits. Niiiiiiiice.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 11 Jul 2011, 19:47, Reply)

She's been nothing since she stoppped working with Alistair McGowan.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 19:49, Reply)

McGowan is possibly one of the worst impressionists ever.
He always sounds like Alistair McGowan doing an impression of someone else, which is never a good start.

Not as bad as that radio ventriloquist in the 20's who, on the advent of television, was rapidly discovered to be an utter fraud and subsequently had his career destroyed in seconds.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 11 Jul 2011, 19:53, Reply)

hahahaha

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 19:54, Reply)

It's true.
I wish I could remember his name, but I saw a clip of him a while back and he made no attempt at all to stop his lips moving. All I could think was "Live radio audiences must have been really fucking thick".
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 11 Jul 2011, 19:58, Reply)

She is fit

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 20:09, Reply)

i know, just thinking about them
*shudder*
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 19:50, Reply)